7 of the top 10 news stories are about the same thing
poor old farrah, relegated to number 7
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm pleased that the stoned wallabies
are hanging in there. Keep at it, chaps!
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Nothing at all about Steven Wells

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

I had crispy bacon, egg mayo and ham in a sandwich for breakfast this morning and it was lovely.
Nothing of this has been reported by the BBC.
Shocking.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

don't even know who that is

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

You don't know Stevie W?
He's totally sweet
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

there were two versions on the Metro out this morning
TWO
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

One with Farrah Fawcett on the front page and the other with MJ,
But which one is more important news?
There's only one way to find out...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

no
one with "Churches trying to cure homosexuals" one with "MJ carked it".
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's because first of all they thought it was the sunshine that killed him but that turned out to be wrong,
Then they thought it might have been the moonlight. But personally I think it might have been the boogie.

Working in Radio this morning is a MJ a thon.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

sweet jesus
*picards*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

she's in rish of being relegated to the championship
joining "iran shoots missiles at the us" and "airborne disease kills thousands in manchester".

DAMN YOU JACKO!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)