I'd give her one.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

i set 'em up...

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

...I'll knock 'em out the park.
*big tens*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Then I have sex with them behind the bins.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

'em one
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Oh fuck you

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I got asked out by a MAN in the SUPERMARKET yesterday
It was scary, I ran away.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

was it RR?
lucky escape, there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Paul, I thought we were interbuddies...
Why the hate?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

we are, man. we are.
but i have to try and look cool in front of the internet girl

but you're right. bros before hos.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

*fist bump*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I always see a lot of very attractive ladies in the supermarket.
But it just seems a very inappropriate place to chat someone up.



Especially as I'm engaged.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I don't know how people turn other people down in real life.
I'm also engaged, but he knows this.

Where do you go from there?

I don't have this problem at work, I just put on a whiney face and say I'd lose my job.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

So the bloke who asked you out knew you were engaged?
How did he do it, anyway?

"Hey, I like *looks in basket* Always Ultra too! Maybe we should get some coffee sometime?"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Yeah, he works at the all night garage (I know, what a catch)
So he sees me when I'm on my way home from work sometimes. He always flirts, but I've told him I'm engaged.

But seeing him in the REAL WORLD was scary. I was just walking out and he was putting his stuff in bags, and he was like "Hi there remember me? what are you doing now?"

I stammered "I've got to go home to my man" which was a lie.

He said "Oh, I was wondering if you wanted to come and get a coffee"

I just did an apologetic face and WALKED AWAY REALLY QUICKLY.

It's a shame because he's very pretty.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

my supermarket might well be full of honeys
but i don't see anyone in the supermarket as a person, they're all just obstacles. like slow, mooing bollards
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

^This!
I get shouted at for ignoring people I know.

I'm not ignoring them, I've just got my eyes on the prize.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

is the prize the whipped cream?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket
No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket

Yes.

Never use elmlea for sexy purposes. *gags*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

bingo.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

checking claim on the pink ticket....hold on, we haven't started yet, false call

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

sorry MC, i'll try and be more careful with my language

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

"Get out, stop using the whipped cream for THAT!"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)