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(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
taken your brain pills this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
I've taken them to the zoo

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
Chinatown Zoo.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
forget it, jake

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
what the shit is going on?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Noooooooo, :(
Badger, I was asking /talk for their medical opinion and you delete the thread?

You heartless bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
i give you 6 months

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I'd give her one.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
i set 'em up...

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
...I'll knock 'em out the park.
*big tens*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
Then I have sex with them behind the bins.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

'em one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Oh fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
I got asked out by a MAN in the SUPERMARKET yesterday
It was scary, I ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
was it RR?
lucky escape, there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Paul, I thought we were interbuddies...
Why the hate?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
we are, man. we are.
but i have to try and look cool in front of the internet girl

but you're right. bros before hos.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
*fist bump*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
I always see a lot of very attractive ladies in the supermarket.
But it just seems a very inappropriate place to chat someone up.



Especially as I'm engaged.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
I don't know how people turn other people down in real life.
I'm also engaged, but he knows this.

Where do you go from there?

I don't have this problem at work, I just put on a whiney face and say I'd lose my job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
So the bloke who asked you out knew you were engaged?
How did he do it, anyway?

"Hey, I like *looks in basket* Always Ultra too! Maybe we should get some coffee sometime?"
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Yeah, he works at the all night garage (I know, what a catch)
So he sees me when I'm on my way home from work sometimes. He always flirts, but I've told him I'm engaged.

But seeing him in the REAL WORLD was scary. I was just walking out and he was putting his stuff in bags, and he was like "Hi there remember me? what are you doing now?"

I stammered "I've got to go home to my man" which was a lie.

He said "Oh, I was wondering if you wanted to come and get a coffee"

I just did an apologetic face and WALKED AWAY REALLY QUICKLY.

It's a shame because he's very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
my supermarket might well be full of honeys
but i don't see anyone in the supermarket as a person, they're all just obstacles. like slow, mooing bollards
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
^This!
I get shouted at for ignoring people I know.

I'm not ignoring them, I've just got my eyes on the prize.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
is the prize the whipped cream?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket
No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket

Yes.

Never use elmlea for sexy purposes. *gags*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
bingo.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
checking claim on the pink ticket....hold on, we haven't started yet, false call

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
sorry MC, i'll try and be more careful with my language

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
"Get out, stop using the whipped cream for THAT!"

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
I'd give her one.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Too slow, flyboy.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
toooooooo sloooooooooow

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I would have beaten him if I hadn't gone back and changed the wording.
From now on I'm going to post a blank reply to everything, then I can come back and fill it in later.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

beaten him if I hadn't gone back and changed the wording.
From now on I'm going to post a blank reply to everything, then I can come back and fill it in later.

gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
I'd give her more, hopefully she'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I don't know, I've still got stomach cramps, :*(

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
you must pull through

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
Yes I must, I missed work last night :*(
Think of all the slag money that went unearned :*(
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
do you now work with molten iron?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
are you wearing some sort of pompom clown nose?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Yes, it's part of my new outfit

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
HAWT!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
i didn't see the original thread due to forces beyond my control
so i didn't have much to go on
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
I'm drinking coffee
and I'm shit at tennis.

Also I'm a horrible person :D it's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
is this the new evil face fuzz at work?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
I ate a load of pasta for dinner last night
10 minutes later was in agony, not sure if eating a lot of undercooked pasta could have caused it, because I didn't eat anything else out of the ordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
perhaps you have some sort of anti pasta thing, you know like wheat fear or summat, i dunno, cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
hmm, dunno. don't think undercooked pasta can be that bad for you
i had some dodgy chicken the other day and i was seriously ill
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
*strokes your face*
Poor paul, :(

I didn't eat any meat.

I hope I'm not wheatwrong, that would kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
it'll pass
i'd hate to find out i was allergic to something that i liked
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
God you're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
HEY BOY, GUESS WHAT, RIGHT NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
You've got a Michael Jackson joke to tell?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
no, I'm listening to Modest Mouse
and even though I've heard the songs so many times, I still gleaned more new information from it than from your opening post.

Really I expect more from you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Stop turning into an Attention Down's
Is it like a spastic baton this place passes on or something?

4x100 MEMEME Relay?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Did someone delete a thread?
Or am I already working for the alzheimers society??? What thread?? MUMMMYYYYY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Prepare yourself for some terribul news tomorrow morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
Has the Titanic reached New York safely??
Please tell me it has
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
You might want to sit down....
Diana was on board. they did everything they could, but she survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
What?
Diana Dors is dead?? Fuck nooooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
I NOE

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Next you'll be telling me
that the Queen Mother (gawd bless 'er) has given up gin and smoking.. is nothing sacred
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
I saw what you did there.
sneaky editor.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
Well..
It's these gnarled up spanner spacky hands of mine... not working proper like!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
shut up SickRik

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
stop being a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
copy & pasta
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
Having a lark, relaxing all day
Driving some balls right down the fairway

When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity
Started making trouble in my community
I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."

I hired a limo, and as it drew near
The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"

I arrived at the house at 7:34
And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)