Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson
fucking shut up you gang of pricks
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Hello
I'm going out for something to eat soon. Won't that be nice?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

depends where you're going really.
and would be even nicer if you dont come back toodle pip love you!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

You fucking manky slag
I hate you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

This satirical post is better than mine.

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

he's one of the Jamaican bobsled team right?
The one with the Egg?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Yeah
Keeps it down his trousers and gives it a kiss for good luck.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

hi kid
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Hast ye heardeth!?
Eleanor of Provence doth be dead! Yea, verily and so forth!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

i hope madonna releases american pie again this time as a tribute to sir micheal, for today the music really has died
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

His family went to see the undertaker.
"Sorry, we don't accept plastic."
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

haha

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh man, that's that Dark Eyed Peas song, that beeeee a CHOOON gurl, yahgetsme?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

I quite fancied Fergie in that video

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Apparently they're gonna melt his body down and make lego out of it
so the kids can play with him instead
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Except the ones telling the other ones to shut up.
They're great, they are.
( Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Is there anyone else in the world
who if they died tomorrow would create quite such the impact that we've seen from Michael Jackson? I can only think of Obama.
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

margaret thatcher

*throws the first brick*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I can't picture "World mourns Margaret Thatcher" as a headline.

( Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Nelson Mandella
Jill Dand....oh hang on...
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Madonna
Ahmadinejad
JMG
( Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I don't think Madonna would cause quite the same level of interest
She would create a lot, but not as much.
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Anyone called him '”The People’s Paedophile” yet?

( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

don't like MJ Gigglesmesh
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)