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Huzzaah!!
Is there anything more wonderful than the 'beep' of a new life beginning?
You unwrap it, look at yourself in the shiny upper side of its case.
Screw it carefully into the box and gently, tenderly match up the 'master' connector and the power cable.
You reattach the power cable, pray to various deities and press the 'on' button.
IT LIVES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
*snogs*
So you're back, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
aye!!
totally new hard drive, clean install of Windoze... just frantically trying to download the programs that make my computer feel like home.
Thank God for broadband is all I can say... 28.6 Mb of nVidia drivers takes an age, Firefox won't install for some reason... but at least it boots :)

/120Gb of goodness blog
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
/glomps!
hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
you have one of the longest tongues i have ever seen
human or animal.

please lick me


/stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
where did you see
my tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
in your second film...
the one with the goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
not as good
as the fifth one with the zebra spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
good point.
you looked like you'd been in the shower and forgotten to rinse.

seriously...it's in your profile love :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
meh!
so it is, i had forgotten - it isnt that long, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
looks useful to me.
if only i had a mimsy. i'd be your best mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
pffft
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
and tongue studs
are great. *reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
*glomps*
hey gorgeous...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
hey lully
/missed you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
Hooray!
You're back! apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
alive?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
Your rampant rabbit is ok then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
*dabs eye delicately with hanky*
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
sounds so erotic

(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
*passes cigar*
well done you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)