The worst cocktail ever?
I've just looked for this foul cocktail. Thank god it doesn't exist! I bet there's some fucking foul ones on this site though.
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

anything containing advocaat will be fouler

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

^
this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

What does Advocaat taste of?
I've had it a couple of times, but I must have been completely pissed.
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

lawyers



/coat
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

memories of drinking as a child say lemon curd and goats

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

don't know what it tastes of but
there are hints of orange with a blue nose
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Yellow

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

This
and that down there has made me remember. Bleah >.<
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

see?
www.b3ta.com/talk/625575
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

it tastes of
'bleah'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

cardboard

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Dont you dare foul mouth alcohol
How else would us men find English wimmin attractive?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

opium.poppies.org/index.php?act=ST&f=3&t=4227&
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

you don't need to find English women
attractive though
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Because he buys Korean women off of websites?

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

True
Because Scottish women are far superior to the filthy dregs that are englism women
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

To be fair
you HAVE to say that. I've seen Bunny pisssed off, and it scared the bejesus out of me.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Not me
Women are just amusing when angry...us men allow it to happen
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

*laughs out loud*
*points*




*laughs more*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

No really
As men we have the ultimate power of violence, take it too far and we have the power to beat the living crap out of you.

Fact
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

Not if you are tied down
with a sock on your cock matey.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Why would that happen?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

no reason...








*texts bunny*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

*tells you to fuck off*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

*licks eyes*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625591
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

*tickles*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625591
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

*pinches cheeks*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

Cock Matey?
I've not seen that one in the kids' bubble bath section
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

arf
to this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

All men would need to do to take over a lady-run Britain
is put a spider and a rat in the houses of parliament.
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

pah!
what's to be scared of?

and you lot shit yerselves at the sight of a moth...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

Maybe I do,
but still batter the shit out of it with a nearby copy of Edge
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Exactly
We allow women an illusion of power, but in reality they are subject to us not slapping the shit out of them
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

but actually they control you by
manipulating your generally higher sex drive.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

Not really
theres loads of women, a majority in fact, if one doesnt like it, the next will
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

hahahahahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahah


*breathes*


hahahahhahahahahahhhahahahaha
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

But its true
Take everything away and all you are left with is a weaker sex
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

i'm amazed you've ever had sex

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

you see
you're trying to be controversial...yet I'm laughing at you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

No not controversial
Its a simple biological fact

edit: disprove me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

oh dear
you are priceless, you really are, you soft arsed lump.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

Im serious

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

Men have a biological bent to being physically stronger than women
hence men's and women's catagorys in sport. I'm not sure that means they live in fear of us.

I don't even know why I'm posting here. This is clearly a private issue.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

Well
you are, of course, quite right.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

Makes a change...
;)
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

heh heh
you're a smug bastard you ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

*pats on head*
of course you are dear, of course you are.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

*taps on shpulder*
have you seen my collection of diploma's in wado ryu stlye karate?

are you aware that i'll be going black belt soon?
( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

*looks
sternly*

ahem, you said something?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

*puts spider on floor*

( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

*kicks you in the
knackers*

*picks spider up, has a look at how cool it is - throws it outside with not a bother*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

I can't believe you resorted to that >.<
You're very violent
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

i am
this is true - i have to make up for how short i am
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

I've got deja vu

( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625616
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

*claps*
You made me really smile there :D

But kick me in the bollocks again and I'll be forced to find something you'd submit to..
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

threats
promises, PAH! :D
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

Take a trip to Hebden Bridge
and witness the true fear of a female community..

Dungarees everywhere..

And me in the middle.
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

i'm amazed
*Jaw drops*
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

this is very true

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I agree

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

rohypnol,
and/or a large truncheon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

*makes some comment about Scots women*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

gin and coke should never be combined
in any way shape or form.


Ever.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

tis a bugger to snort indeed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

I created this on my mates birthday:

Black Death

You need:


4 Shots of Absolut Vodka
1 Shot of the 100% pure alcohol drained off a frozen bottle of Absolut Pepper
2 Shots of Midori
2 Shots of Bols Raspberry Liqueur
2 Shots of Blue Curaçao

Champagne
One lime
Fresh Orange Juice
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

is currently drinking
this

www.wychwood.co.uk/wychwood_goliath.htm

but wishes he hadn't bought beer on the basis that it looked corny and was called mighty ale
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

It's nice
and comes in a giant bottle. Proper beer is the best thing in the world, apart from norks and AC/DC gigs, apparently
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

but combined
norks, ac/dc gigs and beer have the power to defeat the universe
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Yes
this is very very true.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

I have another 4 bottles
anyone tempted?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

Obscure beers...
My mate once had a bishops finger but the crown prosecution service ended up dropping the case!
(barzo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)