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I taped last night's jonathan ross
because it said bruno (sascha baron cohen) would be on it.

and he wasn't

THE LIARS

i just fucking sat through blue, tim henman, some boring indian and the fucking worst band i've ever seen howling some awful catfighting song called "florence and the machine"

grrrr

how have you recently wasted your prescious life moments?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
*points at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6256865
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
i can't remember, certainly not by reading your post here, pure gold as ever rik

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-01/orange-peel-man.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Looks like he's got his cock in than orange
Must be SickRik
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
likey!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
You used tape?
How retro.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
You taped it, so why did you sit through it rather than fast forwarding?
Stupid orange cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Cohen is a master of disguise.
He might have been Tim Henman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
ALSO.
I am moving home on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
CRIKEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I don't think I have

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
You post on here.
Are you seriously claiming it is not a waste of precious life? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
I enjoy my experience here as it enriches my view on life
Although I only dedicate one hand as the other is constantly tickling midgets with feathers
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Decided I didn't want my iPod anymore.
Sold it.
Want it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Being in Northampton, probably.
Hello Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Er.. iplayer?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
I bet he was too busy editing the jacko jokes out of the latest film

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
Or adding more, knowing him

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
nope, looks like they really did rip them out in the last min
news-briefs.ew.com/2009/06/bruno-michael-jackson.html
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
learn to spell you fucking thick shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
at least he's not talking about all the women he's slept with

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
This is a bonus although..
He has moved onto gay Austrians now.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
So if I pretend to be a gay Austrian
do you think SickRik will want to throw one up my turd tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
You can always try
Either that he will try and tape you.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
Win win then
*signs up for gay Austrian lessons*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Hmmmm
/talk being a prime example.

But I'm having a bbq today, hopefully that won't be a waste of my life, if not my liver.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
sitting inside
waiting for the sodding postman for a package.

why do postmen not have GPS units so we can follow then on google maps, therefore allowing us to nip out to the shops to get some milk without worry.
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
It would be good on all day callouts to know an approximate time for when a delivery is going to be made.
I hate sitting near the door from 7am-6pm to find he turns up at 2 minutes to 6.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
plus you could confirm theories
that the postie just sits in the pub all day
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Hello SickRik
That sounds awful SickRik. Have a nice relaxing mug of coffee SickRik. Or maybe tea, if you prefer tea, SickRik.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
why did you not stop watching when they introduced the guests then?
also i accidentally clicked "i like this" on this but i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
yes you do
you love it you slag

you're going to print it out and touch your winkie while you read it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
noooo

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)