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another XJR
I got first refusal on a Black one I have had my eyes on for the last 7 years. Bloke will sell to me for £2000 when i get it... could be a while though, have to sell the old one first and I am in two minds as i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
What have you now?
I'll ask the room's opinion on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
an 97 XJR
getting a bit tatty round the edges and could do with a re-spray - so do i spend the money on doing up the one I have, or flogging it for 1800 and buying the 98 one. sort of a devil you know v's devil you dont
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar
WE KNOW, YOU TELL US EVERY OTHER SODDING WEEK THAT YOU HAVE A JAGUAR
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
BLAH BLAH I LIKE GARY ARSEWIPING NUMAN TOO AND I HAVE A JAGUAR BLAH BLAH BLAH
ROLL CALL, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO, I LIKE 1980s ELECTROSHIT DANCE BOLLOCKS, I HAVE A JAGUAR BLAH BLAH BLAH
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
oh dear,
looks like someone needs a little sit down in the chillaxation corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
hello frank
keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
He seems a bit upset.
Why don't you calm him down by telling him about your car, and the music you listen to while driving that car.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
nah
he may not like me telling him how I intend to drive down for an ice cream later on while playing "cars" on the CD player with the windows down.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

sing him a Gary Numan song that should calm him
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
pretty good really
except for this messageboard I post on, it's full of dullards today

God how I hate them all
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
there are other message boards
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
haha, you said "allegedly"
that is one of those words that is automatically funny!

like when things hilariously cost 11p! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
this is the first time i've been introduced to this concept
should i not use that word then?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
I'm just so bored of lazy humour
"allegedly" is one they trot out on HIGNFY to get a cheap laugh, 11p is used the same way here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
it wasn't intended as humour, i just like to try to cram as many useless words into a post as possible

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
Thank God we've got you here,
keeping things fresh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I had a sandwich lol

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
you boring predictable twat, why haven't you written SNARN on a photo of a kitten yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Because I wouldn't want to jump onto Cockweasel's one man bandwagon.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
never mind Frank
you can always look forwards to Tuesday when some more come in.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
That's fine
But Spider did ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
cram a sock in it, fatso

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
Your insults are getting worse
You should work on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
will do, lardarse

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Haha, bored and acting angry on a message board !
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
*grrs*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
He's so edgy and cool ! I wish I was edgy and cool !
He's just like Dr House !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Last episode of the 6th season was a mindfuck for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)