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I can talk to dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
sticking your finger up their bum and making them whine is not 'talking'

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
fucking is
I say to them "Bark if you can understand me when I press my finger up your pooper"

and lo and behold...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
they growl and rip your face off.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
Not if they are pugs.
they go "Woowoowoowoowoo!" all happy like
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
the little known sequel to "Edward Scissorhands"
"Donkey PugFingers"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
And I can do propeller arms and make take off and landing noises with my mouth too

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Talented AND attractive
There must be something you're not awesome at.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
don't tell anyone, but
he can't read
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

that's why so few of his replies make any sense!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)



The red b b ball......the.....red.....b..b.b.....bus
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
close enough!
*ruffles hair*

now who wants a biscuit?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
ME!
*points at mouth whilst making pac man noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
*frisbees choc digestive in your general direction*
catch!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
*biffs off forehead*
*doesn't notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
ya gots ta EARNIT

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
I have terrible gas

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
what's so terrible about it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Smelly like sexual roses
Makes girls get a right Wet-On. If they are wearing wellies they would be full within 12 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)