Good Noon!
Works has been fairly dull today, apart from a brief panic over losing 6 months worth of an executives sent emails but then I realised I don't actually care.

I have mostly been orchestrating "woodpecker from mars" in my head and it occurred to me that a woodpecker would have a really hard time on mars due to the lack of wood on said planet.

I think we should start an immediate program of re-forestation and pollenate mars.

Then we could finally justify NASAs ape-based rocket program and send monkeys to mars

martian monkeys they would be called.

would they drink umbongo though?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Ki-ora

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

On a rocketship made of hopes and dreams as the elephant rides the tortus to victory in the race of their lives.
hahahahha, lololololol, fuck off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

What's with all the aggresion gonz?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I just don't know anymore, gonz.
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

lol turning into Wormulus lol
Wormulus is shit lol
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

lol was doing that way before you did.
probaby lol copying lol sleepyblinky.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

lol not even a meme anyway, just a way of posting that happened by itself lol

( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

lol ok then, fair enlolough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Yes and they'd all wear novelty ties and be the office joker.

( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Jesus, even your fucking irritating username is lolwhacky and random.

( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

no, this is random
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dullard
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

IMAGINE IF BABOONS WENT TO THE MOON!
mental!
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Someone's really wanting that 'lolwhacky' crown
You're approaching Syncubus levels of nonsense now
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

you can keep it

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Tl;dr.
Fuck off, shitlamp.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

a woodpecker would probably also have trouble flying
in the 1/100th pressure atmosphere, even with the 1/3 gravity.
But I'm no expert.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

by gods you're right
scrap that idea
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

There is actually an 'inner Mars' with trees and monkeys aplenty
The inner Mars corner shops do not sell Um Bongo though so it is unlikley the Martian monkeys would have a chance to sample it.
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

they still get Quosh though
which more than makes up for it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

I've not heard of that
is it a combination of squash and quorn?
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

any drink can quench a thirst,
but only Quosh can quosh it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

it's like normal squash but without the beef
you guys do have beef in your squash, right?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)