it is my lifes mission to get you on the naughty step

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

im an alright looking bird, we dont sit on steps
jog on trolly
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

ahhh, but one of the mods is a queer i think
or is it all of the mods are queer? i get confused
( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

poovs still appreciate a nice pair.
you're getting nowhere with this campaign. stop getting upset you'll give yourself heart attack
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

Internet logic dictates that you are really a 48 year old balding male virgin.
Living in his parents' basement or attic.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

JMG doesn't come on until lunch time.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

OH ZING!

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

lunch play
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

What pare? You're only 15.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Never mind all that.
Look at my air-con outlet and inlets! I think you will find they are of regulation size and height.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'd put some insulation on that outlet pipe
They throw out a lot of heat.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

Top tip there.
What is the best material for such a project?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

Similar stuff to a hot water tank jacket I'd say

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Blimey. That's lucky.
There some of that on a big copper thing in the airing cupboard. I'll use that to save money.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)

Tip Top :D
Can you tell Mrs HB that I tried cutting back those shrubs and nearly broke the strimmer :P I'm going to have to borrow my Dad's brush cutter to hack it back.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

I saw that thread.
I shall pass on your sad news.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

I managed to clear about a square metre
The strimmer cable then got jammed and I couldn't open the compartment to release it and it was getting late so I gave up.

Today I've got the front garden to clear. Joy of joys :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

I'm choosing to read this as a 'morning poo' response

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

My edit has made it even worse :P

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

hammer time?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

A hammer might work
The cable reel got gummed up with sap.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

Picking the correct size of hammer for this task
is an art in itself.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'm tempted to create a computer simulation
That way I can test the effects of various tools without damaging my strimmer.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

Good plan.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

very nice, is it a floor standing unit?

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

It is.
It's a Pro-Air 9000 but permanently fixed in.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)