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if i don't find someone to move into this house in headinglet - leeds by tomorrow
I won't have anywhere to live

great innit?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
Yeah.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
You've always got somewhere to live, it's just that "Cardboard Box 1 Under Train Bridge" isn't a recognised postal address, that's all...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
Oh... sorry I took that box.
Sorry, I didn't realise someone was going to live in it.

*flies away in the boxyplane*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
ah I have a Random Burn disk for you
it is on the backseat of my car which is currently in the garage having a new clutch fitted, so once I get it back I'll send it out
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
You're sending me your car? Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
The Random Burn disk will be far more valuable and reliable
fucking French shed on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
DAMN YOU!
I was going to live on the moon in my Cardbaord Space Shuttle D':
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
*hops after you with my boxylegs*
*accidentally breaks through the bottom*

Oh... You can have it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
The girl is paying £300 a month for a house she isn't living in up there
Good times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
it's a fucking great con isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
Superb, and by 'the girl' I mean me and her mum

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
Playah gettin' his grove on.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
i fucking can't believe i have to live in fucking headingley

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
I liked it when it was a scummy toilet
Now it's all cunts with the collars on their rugby shirts turned up. Tobys.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
Maybe she can move in with Rik?
He's a good sort, definatly wouldn't leave the webcam on by accident after giving 4chan the url.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
I'm afraid they have a full compliment for their house now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
I want a new snake.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
Go to germany.
They seem to have a good range of all types from good breeders.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
*keyboard cats*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
Enough of that shit. TELL US ABOUT WHO YOU'VE SHAGGED RECENTLY.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
Here.
The latest to be shagged by SickRik.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
The Jehovah's Witnesses just came round.
I gave them a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
Just cos she dance the go-go.
That don't make her a ho-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Just cos she eat the rolo
That don't make her a dodo
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Even though she own a pogo.
She cannot make it gogo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
Just coz she play oboe
That don't mean she can solo
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
Haha.
I've got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
I like headingley
the amount of student pussy I got there was untrue. Also it has some great fish and chips, and some nice bars now. Gotta love the ark.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
"the amount of student pussy I got there was untrue"
Hey, at least he's being honest for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)