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Do any of you have firearms licenses?
Im looking to get a shot gun one and just wondered if anyone had tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
Dont

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
This is not America

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
Not aiming to bust a cap in anyones ass.
I like donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Donkeys fuckin' rock

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
Metallicass?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
Anthrax?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
Madnass?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
The Darknass?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
Incubass?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
Tenaciass D?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
Mule and the Gang*


* technically, not rocking
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
Donche Guivera

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
my favourite political leader???
Charles Hawwwheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
Martin McGuinaaaaaassss

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
Donkey Hoetay
'arf
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
Fidel Casstro

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
Barack Obamass

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
I'm a newb
you can't be encouraging me like this
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
This is the easiest way to break you in.
trust me. you don't want the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
Nicholass Sarkosyee-haw

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
Assama Bin Laden.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
Haile Selassie I

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
Haile Selassie II
yes, i know, that was a pitiful follow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
Shush
or i'll set my donkeys on ya
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
Metallicheehaw.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
shooting donkeys is NOT a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
It's a CAREER

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
yeah, gun nuts and gangstas live only in america, bro

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
No, we have yardies too.
Them crazy blacks do love their pistols
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
whatever dude, you guys are a bunch of knife freaks, I'd rather be shot than stabbed 50 times

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
You should put that in your profile.
you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
Not me.
Im peace loving.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
shut up crackah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
skank bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
oh no you di'int

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
Oh yes i did.
You the baby daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
Oh I don't even think so, chickenhead hoe

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
Mother fuckin crack baby!

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
yo baby, bitch
yo baby
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
You are givin me a semi right now baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
It's OK
that's as close as he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
Braaan Baby Allert!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
what if the gun shot knifes
or the knives were made from big bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
As if anyone would trust a fucking B3tan with a firearm.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
Maybe Happytoast
I'd trust him
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
yes, just not with ammunition

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
On the bit of the form when they ask what you're going to shoot,
don't put "children and prostitutes".
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Just prozzies then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
and No 5 drivers?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
yeah, Id smoke them like it aint no ting.
After I get off mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
I'm sure I've seen you this week
I've been doing 5's. I prefer 3's and 4's though to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
I get the five alot
It ferries me home nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
do you go as far as the royal oak?
that is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
bit further than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
Hahahahha
Lindale Gardens LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
+ the disabled

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
the only safe place for a shotgun is tied to a dog with string tied to its tail and the triggers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Yeah.
"Don't buy a gun"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
Why do you want a gun?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
So I can fire a musket.
With black powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
haha stfu

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
serious lass
I need to get my musket license, to do that I need a shot gun one.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
are you going to dress like a pilgrim when you shoot it? or maybe an indian?
that's kinda hot
*fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
Im a gentleman of The Pike
but musketeer if needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
Sealed Knot?
I've seen a few of those, they look like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
Thats me.
My regiment is part of the London Brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
seriously?
my mate's former flat owners were re-enactors, they needed a gun cupboard to store the weapons in and the barrels were separated from the body of the weapon (I believe they were english civil war muskets)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
Thats what I want one for.
I am a re-enactor. It gets the piss taken but is a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
it may be a blindingly obvious solution but have you tried asking the question on any re-enactment forums?
don't recall how many there are, I looked them up at one point when looking for photos of a martini-henry rifle
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
Im going to go and see the filth
Just want to try and be knowledgable looking
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
Just walk into the Police station, slap a fiver on the desk and say "One please!".

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
Can't you just re-enact the Iraq war instead?
It has much better guns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
just hire a gun instead
a lot less hassle
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
unless you get one with tassles

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
My brother in law has one
and a rifle license. He occasionally gets called out to put down large road kill.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
Pikeys?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
If he could legally shoot a pikey he probably would

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
I got a license to bare arms yeah
theyre bare RIGHT now
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
Bare all over?
hot...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)