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I'm trying to 'upgrade' my account for IPREDator, but payson.se is saying my debit card does not exist.
What has been buggering you today? Hello, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
those are some words.
Nothing, I'm surprisingly cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
Fuck you and your cheer
you disfigured gnome.

You look like a ginger version of the end of 'Don't look now'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
Shut up Wormulus, just because your arse looks like a scrotum.
How's it going internet sourpuss?

Thanks for your text yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
SPANGO
*Does a cheery dance*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
My grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
hahaha
www.b3ta.com/talk/6270694
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
lololololidontcarelololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
I was going to post it under a Gilgamesh thread.
but I figured you would suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
You could have posted it under your own reply and mix in some comedic replies to yourself in the process.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
It's OK I used to get Wormulus mixed up with Syncubus.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
I'm out on a customer site
i have had no lunch
I'm in a shop full of food
I have no money to buy anything

also I have no money to buy petrol
I think I've got enough petrol to get back but I'm not 100%, it is a fair old drive
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I've not been buggered by anything
Today.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
I'm a bit shit at golf. Not that I really cared though.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
Sew
Cary Elwes wakes up to find he has been tied to a radiator with a knitted 'chain'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
Nothing really
Bit annoyed that I had to bring my Mac into work today to write some documentation for our users, but that's the way life goes.
I even had to install IE on it :S
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
i had a snooze during a webinar
about email archiving

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
that's the only appropriate course of action

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
Webinar is a shit portmanteau

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
shitmanteau

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
Portmanturd

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
No Country For Old Ben
Obi Wan Kenobi tastes xenophobia at the passport control.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
what do you mean the name doesn't match your records?
says here "ben" kenobi
yes, yes, that's me
so who's "obi wan"? sounds a bit chinese

etc
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
Nothing much.
Lovely and sunny, and I got some good work done today. And a cold beer is waiting for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
The heat
thank fuck for air con

Murray Mount or Henman Hill?
FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
It's Murray "mound" for one thing.
And anyway, it is, and always will be, Henman Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
I don't think we should keep renaming it - although is Murray wins then we should stick with Murray Mound

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
They'll be fucked if Anne Keothavong starts winning

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
NO JOB YET
Although I have an interview
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
Burger King?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
Nope.
I can't stand the smell of burger king as a customer, let alone being in one of their restaurants for 8 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
makes me laugh when they say 'flame grilled'
yet whenever I go in everything seems to go in the microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
Is it not possible that it is flame grilled before it goes in the microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
Iwhat?
Never mind, I've Googled it. Why care so much about "online privacy"..? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO HIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)