Why would you avoid opening a pack of paper?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

monsters

( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Mummy always said there were no monsters. No real ones

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

She's lying
All Mummys are fibbers.
( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

My mummy is a mad in the head fibber.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

We all are.
Our children take our brain cells and piss on them.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

I don't know but it's too late now.
I ripped that baby wide open. Hell yeah.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

And then opened your paper.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hell yeah.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

If you had an overwhelming fear of papercuts.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

or bears

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Bears don't come in paper, they come in Goldilocks, the mucky slut.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

in case it contained a bear

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

A bare what?

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

There on the stair.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Where on the stair?

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Next to the bear :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

grrrrrrrrr

( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

You're not really a grizzly, more like a koala.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

fuck off am I cuddly
but I may be stoned out of my head.
( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

You're right, koalas are all off their tits.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)