no no no
someone RUINED my breakfast once by pouring beans all over it. he's still unforgiven. there was NO toast, NO bacon and the sausages were made of turkey and leek ffs.

i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

TURKEY AND FUCKING LEEK?!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

fucking this.
i dry heaved when i cut one open.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

that sounds nice to me.

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

there's a time and a place for fancy sossies, binkles
a fry up is neither
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

blah blah blah what does it matter what you eat when so long as its tasty?

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

i prefer those kind of sausages with mash and gravy and vegetables
and the standard pork kind with bacon, egg and toast
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Breakfast fail.

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

That's not really ruining it by pouring on beans
But having a shit fried breakfast in the first place though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

Needs more lorne and tatty scones.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

And a vat of porridge?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yes, a vat of porridge.
Because im fat i eat a vat of porridge.

Yes.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Thanks for making that so clear ;)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I hope your bladder fails at an inopportune moment.
not that there is an opportune moment for that to happen i suppose
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Oh I don't know,
the meat counter in Tesco, at a funeral, during sex... the list goes on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

that's not a proper breakfast

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

yes i no :(
it took fucking ages an all and i was STARVING and i nearly cried when presented with that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

Don't buy breakfasts in fancy pants restaurants then
You posh cow.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

it was round a friends
he even put chinese mushrooms on there. CRAZY TIMES.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

thats no friend.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

breakfast is serious business

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

he was a bit stressed out.
it weren't his kitchen. i had to sit in the corner and be quiet.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

had you broken into someone's house
in the dead of night?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

it was at evil lus

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

i'm surprised she had any food left at all, the great big fatty

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I've had a perfectly good breakfast
ruined with spaghetti hoops. I got so mad I punched a bear to the ground and ripped out its heart.
or
I didn't say anything and just ate around them.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

my dad used to make me toast with baked bean juice on it
just the sauce, no beans. i fucking love my dad.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Bread half toasted, dipped in tooth-achingly sweet tea.
Sorted.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

haha he has that too!
and cake in his tea.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

ing love
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

clever

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

clever I am gay for pay
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I can't find my sushi
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

in the fridge

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

YES !
=D

Right, I'm outta here, l8erz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

sushi winky
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

in the fridge

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)