Why are the ladies that serve food at weddings usually attractive?

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

They see so many weddings that they sweat "MARRY ME" hormones non-stop.
They smell a bit like "FUCK ME RAGGED" hormones and you just want to do what your nose says.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

It's a bit unfair to do that
when I'm surrounded by all my immediate family and there is so much dripping fanny going on.
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Tell them to go for a wash, the stinking wanton whores.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Dunno.
But I bet the dirty bitches are gagging for it.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

Not one slipped their phone number in between the slices of roast beef I had yesterday

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm ugly and girls don't like me

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

I always tell myself my beauty scares them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

The food looks shit.
It increases the attractiveness of everything & everyone around it.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

Because they are men.
You are a homo.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Do you get the joke?
Homo.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

I think you've gone too far

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Not quite far enough.
Show me where the boundary is so I can pass it. Queer.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

What have I done to deserve this?
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

/Pet Shop Boys

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Homo.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

+ Dusty Springfield

( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

I never realised that until about 2 months ago

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

You jest ?
the song has been around for over 20 years.
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

I know
I just didn't know Dusty did vocals on it
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

You assume it's pet shop boys,
because they are your favourite gay band. What other gay bands do you like? Village People? Culture Club? Blazing Squad?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Gays Aloud

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Erasure
Bronski Beat
Soft Cell
Communards
Frankie goes to Hollywood
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Are Ultravox gay?
I hope not. I was listening to Vienna this morning.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

This means nothing to me

( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
turbottttttttttt
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

Judging by the responses,
Ultravox are still not gay, this is good news, I was really gutted when those gays got their hands on The Human League. Those were sad days.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I must admit to owning a Frankie album.
That Trevor Horn is a great producer.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

I have
all of the above except for Soft Cell
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

Because you are drunk.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)