Leaf it out

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

Or are you pollen my leg?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

You're barking up the wrong tree

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE
TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE
TREE TREE TREE TREE
TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE
TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE
TREE TREE
TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

Pfft
I proclaim you the new Gonzo.

Can someone please dispose of the old one?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

no let's keep both, it can be like a hilarious country house farce, with one running into a thread just as the other one disappears, saying "have you seen my brother? We're going to play tennis!"
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

It'd make a great sitcom
Like the odd couple. But with great hair.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

TREE
TREE
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*breath*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

P P
O A
P G
L E
A
R
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( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

*takes Gonzo outside*
*ties his leash to the old tree in the field*
*tell Gonzo to sit still*
*sheds a single tear*
*...*

*digs hole and buries body*
*returns to house*

... it's done...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

OH BOY ! OUTSIDE !
Oh man, oh man, I can't wait, are we going to see squirals? I think I can smell some squiral piss, they're soo cool. Look at that, a tree ! *sniffles around*, oh wow, that's so cool, look at all this grass, I think I can smell.... yes.... THERE'S A SQUIRAL ! YES !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

aww
this is so adorable
( vladimir, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

at first I didn't get any of those jokes
But now i have just twigged
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

....
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....

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Tree?
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

Sorry
But they had me stumped for a while
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

SHRUB

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

Bastards the lot of you:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)