I know nothing about cricket
ask me a question.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

What's your favourite colour?
EDIT
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

green
to match my jealousy.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Wrong!
The answer is Turquoise, Turquoise!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

it isn't though
that colour is a little gay.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

It's your favourite colour....
jeez, homo.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

no
it's rubbish. I WON'T HAVE IT.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

You don't really have a choice.
Sorry...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

FINE!
*stomps off upstairs*
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No tea for you with that attitude.
You're grounded.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

If me and me mates pull our resources together and get, say, twenty five quid....
... what could we expect?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Banana bread.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

kick in the nuts?

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

What about thirty quid?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Sorry, I'm not sure if haggling is the done thing in this situation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

I think I shall be highly offended by you.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

Oooh =(
I'm only intiating in forum banter that is in the vain of this website's key demographic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

it looks like you caused offence, sad times

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

*turns back to you*

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Surely he has to pay extra for that?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm shunning him
not offering my bot-bot!
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Sorry, I completely misread the situation.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Hah, I was just about to reply with this same awnser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

*shuns*

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hah, yeah', right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Will you one day change your name to Jenjamin by deed poll?

( in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

no
but I don't have a middle name, as yet. I've been considering 'ninjalady'
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

What's the largest animal
you could throw over a regulation sized petrol pump?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

umm......... a small pony.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

How small?
I need to let Esso know pronto.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

6 hands.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

Well it's hardly worth it
for that size.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

8 hands.... ish

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

hmm
I'll have to check. Will you be shot putting it, or whirling it around by the tail like a hammer?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Shot put

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Fuck off,
that's racist against horses.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

dammit!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

How do you eat yours?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

with relish

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Wrong answer.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

show me your bumhole?

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

after 9 o'clock.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

aww, i've got to go to bed at half eight, :(((((((((

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

gutted!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

i'll ask mum if i can stay up later

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Will you go on a date with MoT?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I've heard he doesn't even have a penis.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

He has.
With this new information, what do you say?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

yeah.
ok then.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ok.
When are you free?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

*shrugs*
I'm an internet girl. I'm either very fat and minky or a man. I spend all my time here, so I obviously have no plans/life. So whenever.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Don't do yourself down love.
That's my job after 10 years of wedlock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

:oD

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

You're having 2 more kids by the way
Benjinho and Benji Jr.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

am I fuck!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

yes, you and me are fuck,
after fuck, babby is formed.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)