No, my accounts are
Wormulus
Hermione
Lion-cake
Shitcunt
Northern Wifeb3ta
El Guiri
Police Dog
Igor
BouBees

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Meatotomy
Hitler
Marcus De Sade
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

hah!
AS IF you're cool enough to be police dog!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

I can't wait for the day when someone 'outs' all my masses of comedy accounts
and looks really stupid when they realise that none of them are me.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)

have you actually got any apart from the one where you pretended to be a girl for a while because that's not at all creepy?
you don't have to name names, just yes or no
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

This is the funny thing.
The meme started before I had that account! for 3 years I only had one account on b3ta.

Then there was Hermione (later Cock Tuesday), which got banned and ever since everyone has accused hundreds of comedy accounts of being me.

There have even been comedy accounts specifically created to make people think they were me.

After all that I thought why not? and created 2 HILARIOUS comedy accounts that I suspect everyone knows are me anyway.

In total, I have had 4 accounts, at present I have 3.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

i don't know which 2 you mean
i have a second account but i can no longer remember why i created it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

See, when I did the Marcus one, I started a thread announcing the new Baldmonkey song on Myspace, and then deleted the thread
SCENT THROWING MARVEL
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

i'm not sure anyone will bother, most forum users don't go out of their way to grass up other users over having 2 accounts, i aaume most people would find that behaviour a bit sad

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

I aaume that too

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

hahaha, good one

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

also, you forgot hitler

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)

I bet he's Fluzzy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

and internet lawyerman

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

oh yeah. that'll be one of the two then

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

Internet Lawyerman is a real Attorney at law.
I'd be careful if I were you, he might sue you.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

he's a walter mitty
common knowledge that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

I WAS MARCUS YOU SHIT

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

No, that one was clearly Wormulus
ALL comedy accounts are Wormulus by default.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

hey friz, how you doing mate? things ok? you ok?
wanna have a chat? no pressure, cool
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

Where did this new Friz mini-meme come from?

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

I'm as stumped as you

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)

as long as you are ok? that's the main thing here mate, you, being ok?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

I honestly had no idea how much of an effect I had in your life

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)

we've all been concerned about you, it's good to know you are ok mate, sometimes life can be hard, but we are all here for you

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)

well you can fuck off for a start
thinking you could ever be el guiri or me you flouncer
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

FROM MY LAIR I STAB AT THEE
By 'lair' I mean basement. By 'stab' I mean 'type words on the internet'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

Good Morning!
Did you get my Gaz?
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

I have a flounce filter on my gaz´s sorry

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

What was it about my flounce that upset you so much?

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

perhaps he just wanted to be included
poor love
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

There was nothing in it directed at you
unless you also share an account with one of the people on this list.

Maybe you go out with someone on the list?

Maybe you took the list a little too seriously? Perhaps, and I'm going out of a limb here, you are getting upset over something you have fundamentally missed the point of on behalf of someone else... on the internet.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

think he's gone, dude

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

This is the only sure-fire way to find out.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm getting that a lot today
I think everyone is on their collective internet periods
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

I LOOK HIDEOUS TODAY D':
*eats ice cream*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm *SCHMOFF* so *SCHMOFF* fat *SCHMOFF*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

MY TITS HURT

( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Tell me I'm pretty
OH WHAT'S THE POINT YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAY IT! *GLUB*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

I sometimes think you and I should team up.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

Our children would be beautiful

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

They would look like oranges with a shoe horn jammed into them

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

BEAUTIFUL I SAY

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

hahaha, good one

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

That's it isn't it.
You're an idiot who has decided to be slef-righteous about my flounce, despite not being on the list becuase at that point I had no idea you existed.

Bless. I'll stop being mean now. I was about to say it's like bullying a Downs, but in point of fact it is bullying a Downs.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

Face: Cushings
Body: Retts
Penis: Prader Willi
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

My comedy account is Piston
My comedy account is Piston
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

That would be the best comedy account ever.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

I even wear a rubber body suit for bashes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

everyone knows YOUR comedy account
you're clearly karl hysteria
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)