Thank fuck I'm not from Wigan.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yeah, because that's the least of your worries.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

You always come up with comments that are completely irrelivent to the conversation, and appear out of the blue.
What on earth does coming from Wigan got do with anything?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Quite a lot if you're running for election as Mayor of Wigan.
Wigan's mayor has the tallest mayoral hat in the country, and the third nicest chain.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

I demand pictorial evidance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

First you must defeat the three guardians of the Mayoral Wardrobe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Wigan is famous (well, it is up North anyway) for its love of pies.
You haven't lived until you've had a Wigan pie.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ohhh, ok then.
You outside-m25ers have strange ways about you, I'm quite indifferent to pies.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Pies are, mostly, borring.
I don't see why people go mad over them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

You know gonzo, back in world war 2 the allies ate a lot of pies.
And you know who didn't?
That's right, Mussolini.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Why would I want to eat the kind of food they made because there was a food ration?
It's like the 50s-00s, along with the influx of such wonderous cuisen never happened.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

PIES ARE FOR VICTORY.
If it wasn't for pies they'd be jackbooting up Shaftesbury Avenue even as speak.
Good day to you sir.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Now, now, I can see why they needed pies in Cornwall, stop all the tin getting in the dinner.
But as lahndahnah, I'm quite happy with my pot of jellied eels.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

you know who love pies gonz, australians, they even have drivethru pie places, imagine that

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Places where you can drive through pies?
They must be huge pies.
Or tiny cars.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Pies are fantastic.
I'm talking about decent home-made ones though, not the greasy meatless pukka pie type things.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

Ah
I guess baklava fulfills all your pie needs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Oh great, now I'm confused again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Baklava is a type of greek pie.
During the Greek war of independence from Troy, the greeks would smear Baklava pie on their faces so they wouldn't be recognised.
This is where we get the word balaclava from.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

Greek? [citation needed].

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

It means people or things from Greece, or relating to, or pertaining to Greece.
e.g. Hercules, Feta Cheese, Sodomy.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I refute your claim that Baklava was invented by the greeks.
Don't get me wrong, they're happy to eat it, much like the rest of the middle east, but to say they invented it? Woooh neally, I doubt that very much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Yes. Greek.
Read wikipedia if needs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

That well found unreputed fountain of knowladge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Baklava
It's an Eastern dish. Popular in Greece, Turkey, Iran etc. Well, it's more of a snack. Bloody gorgeous it is too.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

My answer was better.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

You didn't really have much competition though.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

wigan is famous for pies

( weaver., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

See Gonzo?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Yes.
He's flashing in the park outside.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Knowing the man, I'm not surprised.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Best get your binoculars out clenabulus !
Because I'm standing quite far away, and your eye-site isn't as good as it used to be. Binoculars help you see far distances, which this would be an optimum situation. You wouldn't want to miss something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Gonzo, you're right outside my window and I have an electron microscope.
How much more is needed, for god's sake?
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I see you baby, shakin' 'em electrons, shakin' 'em electrons.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)