By special request, pic of my bumhole
media.photobucket.com/image/bumhole/pennyauckram/bumhole.jpg

/sexface - the man is a twat.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

I didn't click
will I like it if I do?

what happened to the self-empowered ninja sai-graded warrior I last met? I'd have to fight her for the riht to see her bum hole. And to be honest I'm more interested in vaginas anyway....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

it is a funny pic
and I'm very well, thank you.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

oddly
it has the same disinterested penetration demeanour of 80% of human porn. Where the goal of the protagonist is more important than the mission statement of the whole production. I.E. to induce remote erection in the viewer
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Ha ha! Okay!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

You know what I like about the last time I saw and took the pics?
a smile. Lovely positive thing. Don't give up on smiling.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

I don't plan to
and thank you.

*smiles*
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

now toss you hair and laugh with carefree abandon
(keeps on snapping)

now undo the top two buttons on your blouse and pout

(awaits reaction)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

*readies sais*

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

je ne sais pas?
that means in French 'if you don't have Sai weapons at the ready then I have no idea.'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

I did like that other bumhole pictures featured a bloke who looked like
a bumhole
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

nothing wrong in that
the monkey is just turning the other one off of standby.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

lovely photo
now who is that doing the fingering?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Is it you?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

i prefer
to pick my own arse, actually
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

What about birthdays though?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

Art tha canandian?
please tell me you like Rush
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

been to several of their concerts, actually
first time i'd ever seen my dad and his wife smoke up.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

yeah, that's quite disturbing
my folks are classically inclined, I never saw them snort absinthe when they took me to see a Sibelius recital
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

the fuckers
even passed the point over my head. someone was passing it along the row...
how'd ya guess i'm canadian?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

well if I'm right and you're not just jerking my geese
bob and doug mckenzie sketch on their record with Geddy Lee when they reference the 'tuque'. Assume you must be a man associated with the Great White North. Even if not actual, idealogical, which is OK by me :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

take off, eh?
bob and doug are awesome. i am indeed a hoser.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

Eh?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

I think it's a canadian thing.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

niche humour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

I was mocking the Canadian accent.
They also say sorry in a funny way.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

don't worry, i can take it.
we speak quite normally here. it's those funny-sounding yanks who are truly horid. especially the ones from buffalo who were mocking me last weekend.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

You silly Canucks with your love of hockey and beer.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

don't forget...
the back bacon
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

that's what it's all aboot!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Whoa, now.
This sort of abuse might upset someone.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

it's just forum banter, no offence

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

you big, mean bully.
i'm taking my ball and going home.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

awww, i'm sorry, eh?
Canada is what America would be like if it were run by sensible people.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

no worries
twas mock indignation.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

*cough*
noo offence.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Pffft

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

ah now come on.
pleased to meet you , and Good Day
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

p.s.
If people claim not to know Doug and Bob, just recall Ghostbusters with Rick Moranis. They'll soon remember at least one of the duo.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

ta
likewise. anyone who likes bob and doug is OK by me. a cultural contribution matched only by the trailer park boys.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

where also I was nailed
by the fact they got Alex Zivijinovich (EDIT oops, Zivo-) to play prisoner in their park home and then cross-overed to what looked like actual hometown gig footage with the trailer park boys appearing as roadies on-stage :-) loved that
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

i have colleagues
who believe trailer park boys is a documentary. well, they've lived like it, anyway...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

this is not unique
look up 'travelling people' or 'gypsies' relevant to the UK and you will find with inertia becomes stability, with chaotic movement the spread of petty larceny increases exponentially
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

What a lovely bit of bumhole.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

hello tinseltits!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

Hello sweetheart
have you had a good holiday from work?
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

It's been ace, ta!
It's been ace! Notwithstanding the fact that we saved £600 by not going away.
Yesterday was the best. We went to The Sandcastle
Mini T absolutely loved it. I bought her a Sea Squad swim vest so we didn't have to faff about with armbands.
She loved it, going on the massive waterslides and bobbing about in the wave pool!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

awesome!
Do they do them in jenpots size?
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

sadly not :(
The Speedo Sea Squad is a kid only thing :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

jip

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

I NO!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

Travolta?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

You lucky, lucky people.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

Right, I've decided to watch Human traffic

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

Nice! :D
And hello, how is ya?
( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

alright Frogbeat

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

Not half

( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

I am very well and how's your fine self?

( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm feeling.... no i won't go into that!
I'm glad all over.
( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

Hey Frogbeat.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Yes? or Hey Wildheart Baby

( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

Either does.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

Dallas?
Not seen it
( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Have to say I wasn't a fan myself.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Good morning, Frogbeat!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

Oh god no. Morning again already.
Ok, morning!
( Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

What in particular makes Sexface a twat?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

What doesn't?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

shush it up
he's a nice guy.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Oh you.
*ruffles hair*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

posting a pic of my bumhole
Is was a pic just for him.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

No love for mongy?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

I've met him IRL
he is no twat. I'll be honest here, I was quite surprised!
SexFace is a really nice chap.
Then again, he didn't fuck my bird behind my back causing me to headbutt him at a LOLOMGB45H, but there's still time yet...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Fucking hell, where's the bullying tonight?!
:(
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

I think it's nice people online.
Give it time, it'll happen.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

you have tp for my bumhole?

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

bumholio
you spaz
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

bum corn
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

corn bung
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

bung white
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

BINGO

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

that's one surprised-looking anus

( spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)