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I was just browsing a paper (Daily Mail)
while I was ordering my breakfast and it said that police had arrested a Pakistani man who was in possession of a tube map with the three bombed stations on it.

Conclusive I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)
Ah, yes,
we can always rely on the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
My brother-in-law's neighbour's cat
saved an Arab's life last week and was advised not to travel on the tube on the seventh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)
In a conversation about how the mosques are receiving police protection
my wife commented on how awful it is that this is necessary.
My mother-in-law pointed out "Well, how can you tell which are the good ones?"
I hate her.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
Silly cow
They're all crap.

I went in one once, sat down and waited ages for the film to start. There was no ice cream stall and all the trailers were for East is East.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)
dumme Grasscholle

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)
Nehmen Sie rückseitiges das,
oder Sie finden Ihren murray Brunnen und cunted wirklich
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
*Nehmen es zurück.*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)
They wear white cowboy hats
and give sweeties to orphans. The extremists kick cats and spit on tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
Did he play an ice cream van jingle
to alert him to his Mother's imminent entry into the room with a cup of tea while he was wanking with his headphones on?

Or was that something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)
spooky
I was showing a German tourist in London how to get from point A to point B yesterday. And he had a tube map that also had the 3 bombed stations on it.
Should I be concerned?

/edit/ what is the reason for the Teutonic touch this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
You have single-handedly
compromised the security of this great nation

Edit: I changed my name on a whim and everyone seems to have followed suit. We're off to invade a small country later today - up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)
There isn't one.
Fenris started it, and we all thought it looked like fun.
C'mon and join in. You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
I would just like to point out for the benefit of any CIA,
FBI, MI5, Mossad, KGB, BT, SWALK operatives out there that this message-board is not a meeting place for neo-nazis wishing to overthrow the government/zionist-world-order.

Merely a happy, friendly, family environment.

*bums*
*blows up mosque*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
Except for him
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
SWALK
arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
Despite spending yesterday afternoon
with a German in the Science museum I only know Danke Schen and achtung Spitfire!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
I'm using this:
babelfish.altavista.com/tr

It's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
Gott in himmel
Donnen und blitzen (from lots of WW2 comics when I were nowt but a lad)

Du bist ein wicks-flek (may not be spelt correctly but means you are a wank stain)

Considering I am 1/4 German I am crap at it, I'm shamefully better at speaking French
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
How about "Die, Tommy Englischer! Aieeee!"

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
Swinehund!

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
What about
"For you, Tommy, ze var iss ofer"?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)