It was a woman.

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

And..?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

I... er...
come again?
EDIT: I thought "wanking" was a purely male pasttime, as opposed to "flicking the bean", etc.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Hence
three washes.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Ahh,
enlightenment
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

Exactly
you've never seen a woman spluff hot, wet sticky ladyjizz out of her bearded clam at the point of climax ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Actually, no

(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

You've been watching the wrong films.

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

The truth is out there
seen it with my own eyes
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

Me too
Different woman.
I hope.
For your sake.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Pffft
I would imagine that the phenomenon affects more than one woman.

I think they do it to give you a taste of your own "sleeping on the wet patch" medicine
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

Certainly
a taste of something.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

Let's face it:
she pissed herself, and told you it was 'cum' so you wouldn't kick her out of bed for the manky old slack-bladdered doxy she was.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

If you talk about my grandmother like that again
I'll punch you in the poo-hole !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

with a cock

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)