S'better than Paris
Nice place to spend a weekend, shit place to live or work.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Paris is the shittest place in all the world
Had the unfortunate pleasure of being in Charles De Gaulle airport on Friday.

Dirty, stinking, disorganised, toilet of a place.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Most overrated city in Europe
and it's full of dog poo.

Nice tower though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

That isn't dog poo
Its probably man poo
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

They dont have men in France
Just effete, chain smoking wankers
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Frog poo

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

I'll be buggered
if I go to gay pari
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

On a lighter note
Was returning the rental car, and I jumped in front of this Merkin couple who were farting about unpacking luggage.

The guy says to his wife, "Thats typical of these French ignorant bastards. Just jump in front of everyone not giving a damn about manners. What a fucking impolite clown"

So I dont say a word, until I hear him say to his wife, "How do we get to Terminal 2B". I, calm as you like, say "You follow that underpass over there and go up the stairs"

His face was a picture.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

ha!
Bon!
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

You rude harlequin!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

meh
i've been living here for six years and am thoroughly sick of it
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

It's a shit place to live
and it's expensive.

What are you some sort of masochist ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

somedays i think that i might be
:(

or i'm a whore for cash
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

*hands over two bob*
*fists*

*feels dirty*

*repents*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

you are a catholic
AICM lifetime of guilt and grubbiness.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

n a
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

*reads through message*
*finds "n"*
*replaces*
*guffaws*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

I didnt get it at all
*shrugs*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

repents repeats
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

Ah
I was changing the first "n"

In "Hands"

Which just made me sound all Geordie.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

This
although I've never been to Paris.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)