Wormulus's chin enters a bar with a post-it note attached to the end of it reading
"start pouring me a pint of Guinness, my body will be here in a few minutes"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)

On the other side it says
please turn the air conditioning down as my scarf is extra thick today.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)

PsychoChomp enters a bar...but no one notices...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)

or wants to buy ringbinders

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)

ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE SATURATED THAT MARKET

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)

You can sell some toner
Everybody needs toner
( SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)

Pour me some
I've run out of brandy.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'm stealthy like a ninja.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)

Donkey Gums walks into a bar
The barman says
'Haha that tranny looks like Cher'
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)

'... but he's way more awesome than Wormulus so I don't care. Free drinks for the tranny'

( SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)

SuperMatt walks into MORDOR!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

MY PRECIOUS!

( SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)

Wormulus walks into a bar
the bar man shouts
"Oi leave your penny farthing stunt ramps outside oh I'm so sorry Ididn't realiseitwasyourchin..."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)

come on reply you gay, I'm bored and want a mini cuss fight like old times

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)

He's trying
it just takes a long time to aim his chin dobber
( SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)

Wormulus walks into a bar in Australia
The barman shouts “Oi, I don’t want no poms in ‘ere!” so Wormulus takes a step and jumps forwards, his massive, aerodynamic face elbow makes him fly around in a circle around the bar and then land again in the same spot, making some aborigines clap, excepting him as one of them.

“drinks are on me!” shouts Wormulus, and the whole bar cheered as they balanced all their drinks on his massive neck thigh.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)

Donkey Gums walks into a bar.
The barman says, "What can I get you?"
DG says, "I'll have 5 pints of ale and a pint glass full of spunk."
"Spunk?" asks the barman.
"Yes, doesn't have to be the same person's spunk. You can collect various people's spunk. But I need a pintful. I can drink the ale while I wait."
So the barman spunks into the pint glass and passes it round the pub. Eventually, all the men spunk into the glass, filling it up. DG, now pissed from the ale, is given the glass of spunk.
"Then you go." says the barman. DG thanks him and splats the contents of the glass in his face and leaves.
He staggers home. As he goes through the front door, his girlfriend is about to shout at him for being late home but is astonished to see his condition. "Oh my god! I was about to yell at you because I thought you'd gone to the pub to get pissed! What happened?"
DG grins behind all the spunk. "I was ghostbusting. One of the ghosts exploded and got ectoplasm all over me. But I'm ok."
And the punchline is... I dunno, he boffed her one up the arse or something.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)

Stop reading my Livejournal :'(
hehe
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)

donkey gums walks into a bar
everyone screams because they think the bar is being haunted by the same scarecrow that raped the previous owners to death... or something
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)

DG walks into a bar
but before he gets a chance to order a drink a man picks him up and uses him to pot the yellow into the top corner pocket.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

hah, this is why you're the funny guy BW

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)