I like Jef Scherens, the Belgian professional track cyclist.
Apparently he once visited Shalford, a village near Braintree, and it was there that I first heard about Tehrik-e-Jafria. Apparently, they were a Shia community group in Pakistan that attempted to impose the Iranian model of Shiaism upon the mostly Sunni population with the help of terorrism and militancy. This got me thinking - what if they were to try the same thing again, but in a 4-6-6-2 steam locomotive? Food for thought indeed. Then I went home and watched Sam Peckinpah's The Deadly Companions.

Which brings me to my question: what's your favourite fungal plant pathogen?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

would you like a christmas card?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

If you're offering.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

Oh man, it's all about trying to get into rosalicious' knickers tonight.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

would you like a christmas card and not a fuck?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

Unless you've got a penis,
I'll take the Christmas card.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

address pls

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

Lloyd House, Colmore Circus, Birmingham, B4 6NQ.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

no christmas card for LIARS.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hexachordal, The Internet, England.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

no christmas card for CHEATING.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

just write glued eel on it and staple a tenner to the envelope
it'll find me
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)

no christmas card for AMBIGUITY.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

just give me the tenner then

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

it was a pritt stick'd PRINT love, a PRINT
fuck me, take the fucking shirt off my back why dont yer
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

careful now...

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

no christmas card fo... oh.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

there had better be ten pounds of macaroni glued to it atleast

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

well you wont fucking know now will you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

I have my own macaroni and PVA

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

you best crack on then miserable because my macaroni's staying in its fucking pouch

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

'Merica
land of fat stupidity, 11111
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

no christmas card for GENERALITY.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)

But a peck on the cheek for trying.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll take it. :D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

13 Thorntree Green
Appleton Thorn
Warrington
Cheshire
WA4 4QU
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

no christmas card for TRICKSTERS.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

:(

that's my address
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

this is lies.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Nope.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

I'm just sorting out some mail for you now.
Tim, isn't it?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

Yup

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

no way is it an address
the last bit is just gibberish
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

i totally am, ive pritt stick'd a special print inside an all
for a select few only... gaz me an addy then
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

Nectria cinnabarina
or: Laetiporus sulphureus. I had that for dinner a few weeks back.
( spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

Well googled there.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

not googled.

( spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

Then every credit to you.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

I know about this stuff.
I used to trim the Queen's bush I'll have you know.
( spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

Gosh, you're a regular Harry Hill.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

I'm quite partial to rigidoporus laetus.
And when I say 'quite partial', I mean 'the first result google gave me'.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)