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Team Doveston update.
Team Doveston played Eversheds Athletic. As I'm sure you'll be sorry to hear, the final score wasn't in our favour, 7-9 loss. However, yours truly managed to score.

Anyway, I'm going to the Video Games Orchestra tomorrow, suck on that lemon for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
I like Jef Scherens, the Belgian professional track cyclist.
Apparently he once visited Shalford, a village near Braintree, and it was there that I first heard about Tehrik-e-Jafria. Apparently, they were a Shia community group in Pakistan that attempted to impose the Iranian model of Shiaism upon the mostly Sunni population with the help of terorrism and militancy. This got me thinking - what if they were to try the same thing again, but in a 4-6-6-2 steam locomotive? Food for thought indeed. Then I went home and watched Sam Peckinpah's The Deadly Companions.

Which brings me to my question: what's your favourite fungal plant pathogen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
would you like a christmas card?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
If you're offering.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
Oh man, it's all about trying to get into rosalicious' knickers tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
would you like a christmas card and not a fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
Unless you've got a penis,
I'll take the Christmas card.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
address pls

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
Lloyd House, Colmore Circus, Birmingham, B4 6NQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
no christmas card for LIARS.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
Hexachordal, The Internet, England.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
no christmas card for CHEATING.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
just write glued eel on it and staple a tenner to the envelope
it'll find me
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
no christmas card for AMBIGUITY.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
just give me the tenner then

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
it was a pritt stick'd PRINT love, a PRINT
fuck me, take the fucking shirt off my back why dont yer
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
careful now...

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
no christmas card fo... oh.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
there had better be ten pounds of macaroni glued to it atleast

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
well you wont fucking know now will you

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
I have my own macaroni and PVA

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
you best crack on then miserable because my macaroni's staying in its fucking pouch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
'Merica
land of fat stupidity, 11111
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
no christmas card for GENERALITY.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
But a peck on the cheek for trying.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll take it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
13 Thorntree Green
Appleton Thorn
Warrington
Cheshire
WA4 4QU
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
no christmas card for TRICKSTERS.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
:(

that's my address
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
this is lies.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
Nope.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
I'm just sorting out some mail for you now.
Tim, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
Yup

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
no way is it an address
the last bit is just gibberish
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
i totally am, ive pritt stick'd a special print inside an all
for a select few only... gaz me an addy then
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
Nectria cinnabarina
or: Laetiporus sulphureus. I had that for dinner a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
Well googled there.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
not googled.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
Then every credit to you.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
I know about this stuff.
I used to trim the Queen's bush I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
Gosh, you're a regular Harry Hill.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
I'm quite partial to rigidoporus laetus.
And when I say 'quite partial', I mean 'the first result google gave me'.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
big dirty fucking whoop

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
So you've changed the band name?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
That's a shit band name
it will sound like a load of acne'd teenagers doing really angsty thrash covers of Kula Shaker songs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
You asked me this before, and I told you then NO
Then I said I'm thinking of dropping the band cos nothing is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
You need instruments is what.
Then you can start making music.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
I have instruments. I also have band mates. And a new band.

(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
THEN FUCKING GET ON WITH IT.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
I am, just trying to think of a band name
One that no doubt Doveston will comment about, and one I'm happy enough with that I couldn't give a shit what that cock satchel says (as usual).
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
YOU ARE VERY MUCH ABOVE THIS.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
Very much so yes :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
alright treacle

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6574504
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
Where is the Video Games Orchestra?
I'm in Cardiff all day tomorrow on business.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
It's at the CIA,
yup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
It's too expensive, you'll have to go without me.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
you could have a free ticket, but you'd have to kill dave.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
Oh Vienna.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
That's how I celebrated scoring,
fox in the ultravox.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
GO TEAM DOVESTON!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
Fan count: 1

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
If there was a Team Doveston FC replica shirt available, I'd buy one.
And by that, I mean you can send me a signed one if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
If you didn't score a hat trick then that's a shit story.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
I'll score one next week.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
This is like a JMG post, but shit.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

but shit
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
Well, it is fairly shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
I never doubted that.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
CONTROVERSIAL

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

O V E AL
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
...?

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
yes?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
contrrsi?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
check again.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
I'm not getting it either.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
Me neither.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
cntrorsi?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
awesome.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
*high five*

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
CNTRORSI?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
yeah alright The Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
alright kristine
I'm off to play poker now, what an exciting and lavish lifestyle I lead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
playing poker doesn't sound so exciting or lavish
maybe if the game were on Diddy's yacht, but just poker? nah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
Hashim Mahomed Amla
Is a South African cricketer. He is a right-handed batsman and a right-arm medium-pace bowler.

In November 2004, Amla became the first South African team player of Indian descent. His grandparents, who emigrated to South Africa many years ago, hail from Surat, which is located in the Indian state of Gujarat. He is also a devout Muslim, which has led to campaigns to remove all alcohol-promoting logos from merchandise and playing gear. He objected to the advert for Castle Lager beer on the South African team kit and has been allowed to wear a shirt without the logo of a brand of South African Breweries, one of South African cricket's biggest sponsors. On 7 August 2006, Ten Sports commentator Dean Jones referred to Amla as a 'terrorist' on air. When Amla took a catch, Jones was heard to say "The Terrorist gets another wicket". Jones made the comment during a commercial break, but the comment went to air live in South Africa as its broadcast had not been interrupted. This led to the channel terminating contract with Jones. Jones has since apologised to all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
...good?

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
So far it seems to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
Football = good.
Video Games Orchestra - Probably horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)