Maybe he's lived life to the full and wants to end it all?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

NEAR THE TOPPING
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091229132327AAWkWc4
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

You should have put something similar on the McDonalds one.
Maybe involving some detail on how you got the runs and had to do a rusty wee into the urinal because the cubicle was out of order. Ask them if they make food that's suitable for Crohn's disease sufferers.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

God, I really want you to do this now.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)

McDonalds one? What do you mean?
I'll do a good one later on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

I like mcdonalds
I passed a kidney stone in one once, the bastard had caused me almost 18 months worth of pain and then I piss out what can only be described as a stone age arrow head.

nanahhnaaahhhh i`m loving it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

The 'Make your own mind up' one.
I'll look for it.

edit: www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

I just read your post below about not getting any booze at xmas
I got loads of foreign stuff given to me that is all the yum.

just to let you know like.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)

I didn't get any booze for Christmas either
luckily I bought fucking loads beforehand!
It's all in the planning :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)

Ooo, I did this one.
www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/question-search?key=volocoraptor#question1
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

Hah, that was the first thing I ever saw there!
You should do a pooey crohn's one, be clever, not too specific or graphic so it gets published.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

Those are all serious answers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

90nz can't even zing yahoo answers :(

( magnum, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)

Gonz,
You are an extremely funny guy. How the hell are you single?
( SuperMatt, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)

women eventually met him

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

Cheers dude, I just don't know
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)