Just because I'm on the internet for five minutes it doesn't mean I'm not real.

I have SO many plans for you.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)

Should I be scared?
I would say my mum will be with us but she won't care...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)

If you need a stripper, I think I've got the weekend off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)

We'll be in your country too...
hmm...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)

Good lord.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)

Which part of my country? Stay out of Swansea. For the love of God stay out of Swansea.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)

We're not going to Swansea,
we're going to Wales.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)

Nah
Cardiff.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)

I'll be in Cardiff on Friday. And probably again on Sunday. What a week!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)

We'll be there
from Friday til Sunday...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)

NO BOYS*

*Unless they have large satisfying penises that want to enter me
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)

Or gays.
Remember my friend Chris is coming and he won't want to fuck you. Being a massive gay and that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)

I'm more likely to want to fuck you.
You're quite likely to at least snog me (when your mum's gone to bed like).
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)

I was there last weekend!
I warmed Wales up for you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)

Thank Christ.
The sooner Swansea burns to the ground the better. For all of humanity.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)

Is the reply button fucked or have I just been a spastic?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)

The only one who should be scared is me, of your fist, when I bestow you with the carefully planned hen gifts I have prepared.

I'm bringing your mum a badge.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)

Way to reply to yourself, dickend.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)

As long as it isn't anti Irish
she'll be fine. I'm a bit worried about what you've planned...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)

It's not "anti Irish"
but it is Irish based, I must be honest.
If that won't go down well I'll just write GINGER CUNT on your forehead in eyeliner & be done with it.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)

You should show me first
I can tell you if she'd hate it. Ooh cheap feather boas today, if you want one. I know what I'm wearing and everything. Not like me
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)

I do want one yes, red please.
I have no fucking idea what I will wear. Something new I expect.

If I show you the plans then it will spoil the surprise of the plans. How do you feel about potatoes?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)

Cool. I shall email the girls on Monday about the boas.
You got in first. Yay. I love potatoes, my ma might find it distasteful. She's a little bit old...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)

She might forgive me for being young and hilarious :/

I sent you £9 today via the magic of internet banking. I expect big things.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)