bollocks.
bollocks

bollocks bollocks.

now that i've got your attention who wants to help me with a simple webby? i can do websites but i'm rubbish at actual design. it'll help save the children and the content is my own work. pm me you fat smelly bastards.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)

TIMING

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)

bollocks to that

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)

You're about as fun as leprosy

( CowJam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)

pretty much

( mongychops, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)

Roast chicken, peas, carrots, sprouts and roast potatoes
followed by stewed rhubard and custard

Thanks for asking
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)

I've just had chilli on toast
and a little garlic chiabbata
( CowJam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)

prawn curry
not long now
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)

I can't do anything like that
I can do this though _wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank_wank^wank
( Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)

Hit me up with the details and I'll tell you if I'm interested.
If you're going to butcher the design with poor code or content, then fuck that, though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)

I hear marquee text is in this year Gonz
Also I hear that it's them animated gifs, they make websites really POP
( Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)

Ooh can you make it so it resizes my browser? That's the BEST

( Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)

All the text must be Comic Sans, against a background that changes colour.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

<table>
<tr>
<td>
<table><tr><td colspan="2">Our Navigation to Our Website</td></tr>
<tr><td>About our company</td><td><a href=ABOUT.HTM><img src=Images/CLICK.gif></a></td></tr>
<tr><td>Social Networks</td><td><a href="http://www.myspace.com/Products4u1983"><img src=Images/CLICK.gif></a></td></tr>
<tr><td>Our Products</td><td><a href=PRODUCTS.HTM><img src=Images/CLICK.gif></a></td></tr>
<tr><td>Contact Us Form</td><td><a href=CONTACT_FORM.HTM><img src=Images/CLICK.gif></a></td></tr>
</table>
</td>
<td><marquee>WELCOME TO OUR FABULOUS WEBSITE</marquee>[some sort of long winded content]b</td></tr>
<tr>
<td>Website created by Website 4 U in valid CSS, XHTML, HTML, XML and Other Buzz Words our Clients Like To See</td></tr></table>
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)

On the other hand, Google own this site, view source on it to see some epic source code.
www.boutiques.com/
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)

freecsstemplates.ccom
There, I helped.
( CowJam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)

There sure is some uninspired dull ten-a-penny templates there !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)

yup
and almost all of them are fixed width
( CowJam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)

This one is quite good.
www.templatemonster.com/
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)

they aren't free tho

( CowJam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)

Damn people wanting to be paid for their work =(

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)

you mean I've spent all day cursing at the internet trying to do it myself and I could have just asked here?
How foolish do I feel? OH wait... No... As you were.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)

i've done loads i was just asking for some design help. after all it's for charity.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)