i'm looking forward to the part where he tells us what sort of filing system he uses.i hope there's coloured stickers. otherwise i'm going to kick RIGHT off.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43,
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It's the almost Dickensian grasp of narrative drive that I find so satisfyingif this doesn't make the Booker shortlist, the literary culture of this country is moribund.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:46,
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booker? pffft. don't be so boorish.nobel aaaall the way, baby.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50,
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There was a missing document: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of this document was where I would seek its whereabouts, its location, its dwelling-place, its home. I had signed it: it was not a court document. The document was as indexed as a very important document, of importance to fine ladies and gentlemen who would walk along the Strand saying to themselves, how they hoped their important yet not court document was safe in the keeping of myself, clerk and scribbler, player of novel sporting activities during my one day of leisure in the year.
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, how this document came to be missing. I might have been inclined, myself, not to check on its whereabouts had not the morning been particularly slow and ponderous. But the wisdom of administration is a mystery, and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that the document was missing.
The mention of this absence brings me back to the point I started from. There is no doubt that the document was missing. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot -- say Saint Paul's Churchyard for instance -- literally to astonish his son's weak mind.
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vladimir, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:59,
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I bet he has to wear a tie and believes one day he really will be a highly-paid lawyer(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:47,
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And I wasn't slagging off co-workersso your grilling was WRONG you hessien-clothed mongoloid
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48,
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Wooooah now, no time for digressionWHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50,
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oh, zing.i hope that when you're finally allowed to do something a bit more important than making the tea and doing the shredding, they show you where your spellcheck icon is.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:52,
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I'm briefing CounselShredding is done by the only person who's lower down than me.
Tea, however, is made by everyone including the senior partners. It's like that hippy colony you've always dreamed of going to except there's suits, non-shitty hair and general cleanliness.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:58,
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OH FUCKING SHUT UP YOU DULL NEEDY FUCKSPONGE.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:00,
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Hey you, how's the form?(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06,
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Not too bad, met a bloke I worked with 5 years ago in town todaySo caught up with the craic and am currently delaying going out to wash the windows, 'cause I'm lazy.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:11,
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Feel better?(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06,
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Hello Spider.This bunch of pixels scares me a little. Most of the time it's fluffy and lovely. Then all of a sudden it flips out and kills every motherfucker in the room.
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jenpots, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:08,
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of course not. i'm more scared of you than you are of me.or is that spiders? i forget.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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Boo!(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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I like her, she's a nice refreshing breeze through this place.BTW, why are you scared? You could probably kill her 10 times before she hit the ground, if you put your mind to it.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:13,
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How's work treating you today?Got the urge to run people through with your letter-opener yet?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:14,
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i'm saving that for this afternoon.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:23,
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Always handy to have a back-up plan.Or, you know, you could always say you're going on a site visit then go home. They'd never know.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:26,
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Fat bastard.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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MUST JUSTIFY SELF IN FRONT OF B3TA!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:12,
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