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Need help please

I'm looking for two old funny vids that I remember watching through b3ta years ago. I need the websites

One is a flash vid where you see a set of boardgames chess, backgammon etc and when you clicked the screen the players arm would knock all the pieces off and say " this is shit" and "this is arse"

The second is a weird vid where someones grandad was shown swimming through the air whilst Clive dunns grandad song was played in the background. The vid ended with the grandad being eaten by lions, it's a strange vid!

Does anyone remember these and can you give me the websites please.

Much appreciated!
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
You tell us your favourite cheese and explain the Middle East and we may just be able to help you.
Otherwise, get bent.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
Oh- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This harder than Gary Glitter at a Hanna Montana gig.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
You've got some gall

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
he's got guile

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
he's a rapophile

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
That's no good
You need hands.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
Yeah, well I've got Chun Li.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
Can't help, won't help.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
Worst. TV show. Ever.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
Try posting the same question on Main Board
But do it in a subthread- otherwise you are likely to get abuse.

Ridiculously enough Britain's Premier Comedic site is only full of miserable twats.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

Tried main board but got sent here. Didn't think I'd just get a load of shit responses. Thanks folks
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
It's your thread.
If it's shit then you've only got yourself to blame.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
this doesnt sound right

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
Fuck you very much

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
steady on, this is a /talk board, we are allowed to post what we want, if you don't like the responses you can alter the content any time you like by engaging us in something relevent to our interests or wtihin our remit, no offence

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
try /links

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
They were taking the piss
It's trolls here all the way down.

Honestly- apart from mongychops there's very few people populate both.
Even then he only gets away with it because of Cherry Tomatoes.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
i get away with fuck all, all the bullies gang up on me, sadimes

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
Bastards!
Cunts don't recognise real talent even if it danced in front of them and kicked them in the balls.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
10 front pages, me

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
Massive Kudos for replying to a thread though

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
Shit responses? Mine was entirely valid, you ungrateful shit.
Last time I help anyone out.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
Welcome to /talk
Now fuck off.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
LOL

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
Hello new person.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
Hey guys Im new here

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
Are you any good at pointing at chickens?
What are your thoughts on eggs?
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
I think they're eggs-ellent!
Hahahahahaha!!!! Im gonna fit in well here arent I
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
Let me put this to you in the warmest and gentlest way I can.
No.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
right that's it, i'm
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(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
YES!

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
if its not in here somewhere i dunno soz
b3ta.com/funstuff/
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
"I need the websites"
Fuck off and die.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

Cunt
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
Gaz prodigy69, he'll probably know
Make sure you gaz him four times, his gaz doesn't work
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
You are sometimes quite a funny person.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
He's an odd person
Seems to enjoy loldrama, but MYSTERY loldrama.

He's also never posted on /talk. What's he hiding?
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
He threw a right old strop with me once because I posted a picture on /board.
To this very day I have not the slightest fucking clue what he objected to. Apparently it was a direct dig at him and a reference to some previous incident that I had not the slightest fucking knowledge of.

So obviously I calmed the situation by ... actually I think I sniped at him for ages until he threw all his toys out of the pram. I'm not very mature.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
Do you has teh uplaod codez?

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
Everything is improved
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breaks.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
good one

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
That would have been totally funnier if the last word was "breasts".

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
or beaks

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
Haha.
Beaks are funny.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
I like breaks

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)