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What's going on? asked Gonzo, growing impatient.
Shhhh said baldmonkey who was watching cr3's chinless face mong-kiss Spangle's cherubic visage. The scene reminded baldmonkey of a pug trying to eat a pink digestive biscuit from Rocky Denis' mouth.

baldmonkey described what he was watching between pants and tugs.
Gonzo began to beat his degloved bagel like a monkey scaring children.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
Outside the wardrobe things were progressing quickly, perhaps a little too quickly.
'Slow down Daddy bear' urged Spangolin as cr3's micro-dong began to cough and splutter droplets of precum onto his WoW-themed hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
dude you need to check your facts better.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
Haha, yes, I agree, his lack of attention to detail in facts is really making this all seem a bit silly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
I think you've just admited to seeing cr3's penis.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
he doesn't approve of WoW :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
if anyone had that hoodie it would be spangalang.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
it ruined the story for me, suddenly it all fell apart at the seams

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
*waits to see exactly how many reverse gears Binky's bike has got*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
The premise is a fantasy.
Its ok to pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
What you mean none of these stories actually happened?
You fucking fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCO6E4NUs8
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
Cr3 is a tantric lover with an enormous cock.
You heard it hear first.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
He was borrowing it from you
It's well established in this / that you can't get fizzy knickers unless your man is wearing tier 10 gear.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
Arena Gear or nothin', baby.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
Suddenly Spangolin turned to face the wardrobe.
Baldmonkey thought for a moment that spangolin was looking straight at him and involuntarily he spat his filth early, straight through the crack between the doors. Some backwash necessarily landed on Gonzo's nose (it filling most of the internal cavity of the wardrobe) and a snowball effect began with Gonzo jizzing, whilst quaking like a burning spastic locked in a car on a hot day.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
Seeing the tiny jet of ejaculate emerge like cuckoo spit from her wardrobe gave the game away to keen-minded Spangolin who leapt up and threw open the wardrobe.
Inside was a grotesque caricature of the shit one from Bottom and Super Mario's Jewish cousin, both covered in overripe cottage cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
*Officelol bearing the taint of never being able to explain what I am laughing at to puzzled coworkers,*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
I'm going to stop there
I'm not going to top 'degloved bagel'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
can you go back and change that with to a like then
i presume that's what you meant
only it's ruining the whole experience for me
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
Which sentence?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)

Baldmonkey watched as cr3 and Spangolin entered the bedroom and climbed onto the transformer's themed bedclothes with two borrowers mounting a shoebox.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
the borrowers were crucial to their plans :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
the ironic thing is, you seplt cousin wrong
making it even better
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
The truly ironic thing is that you spelt
'spelt' wrong in your post.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
"Super Mario's Jewish Cousin" made it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)