Crusty bread. S'all you need.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

Someone I work with call their sandwiches 'breadcakes'

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

You have my permission to call them a fucking idiot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

Next time you see them, slap them
Assuming this is a grown adult and not a fussy-eater child.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

If it is a child with bad eating habits
slap them twice
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Grown adult
Apparently 'breadcake' is a Yorkshire thing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Or they're just a dick that wants to make food more childish
Probably because of some crippling insecurities about having to grow the fuck up.

Fucking breadcakes.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

Never heard of it.
/born and raised in South Yorkshire
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

According to wiki
It's a Yorkshire and East Lancs thing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP.
OOOOooooh get me and my rolls *flounce*
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

West Bolton-upon-Dearne, born and raised,
down t' coal pit is where I spent most of my days
etc.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

West Aaardzleh born'n reehz'd
Darn't pit's whurra spent most o'me deehz
Proppin' up, bangin', gi'ing it some 'ammer
Then goin' darn t'boozer or t'wukin' men's club
When a couple o' knob'eads mekkin' a racket
Started fuckin' abart in t'tarn
A gorrina fight and me mam shit 'ersen
She said "Yer movin' to yer nan and grandad's in Kexbrough!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I like this
That is all.

You can turn off the Internet now. I have no further use for it.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

They are clearly insane

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

breadcake/barmcake/cob
are what you might call a 'bread roll' if you're not a devout southerner.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)