Morning, Talkers
Vote for the new Question of the Week

THAT IS ALL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
I WANT TO FELLATE YOU.
I WANT TO DRINK YOUR WEE.
I WANT TO WANK INTO YOUR POO.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

It was good, yes. I wouldn't bother doing the half board upgrade because the food choices are a bit shit.
Buffalo Bills wasn't great, either. I felt a bit bad for the animals in it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

I like animal cruelty. So I will probably enjoy that. That.
What would you do for food if you didn't go half-board? Are their resturants on site? I could look at the website I suppose. HELLO.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

There're loads of restaurants around the parks and in the Disney Village, but if you go half board they give you vouchers and you can only eat off set menus.
The set menus are a bit shit. Since you're bringing kids you'd be better off just buying food when you're there at one of the burger stands.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Nice one.
Bosh.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

I'M HERE WITH MY 'ALTERNATIVE' POLL
www.b3ta.com/board/10445211
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

i clicked on one of these polls before and then it comes up all massive on your screen and obvious.

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

you just get a message saying 'thanks for voting' in a big font, i think

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

FUCK THAT:
207.44.242.20/board/10445225
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

you filthy polljacker

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

ACTUALLY:
207.44.242.20/board/10445235
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

A little two line poem about love:
Look at you looking at me having a wee,
look at me looking at you having a poo.

/this has been in my head for a while
( BindiBaji, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Bit of a hobson's choice this week.

( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

I miss Bob Todd.
And her massive pert tits.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

Has she gone, then?

( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

I haven't seen her on here for a while.
Massive pert tits.
I would very much like to fist her and then spunk on her massive pert tits.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

Avoiding the face, I see.
"User Not Found"
( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

MASSIVE
PERT
TITS
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

I might pop to the lav and have a wank now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

Farts.
Although fairgrounds, amusement parks, carnivals could be good, what with me having just come back from Disneyland.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

The thought of QOTWers swapping fart anecdotes for seven days makes my blood run cold.

( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

It'll be brilliant. Real comedy gold.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

You went to Disneyland. You should have mentioned it

( magnum, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

I felt sure that I did.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

I'm really upset there's no shark photo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

There was a shark on the Finding Nemo rollercoaster.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

but what about the big one everyone puts their head in? :((((

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

STOP BULLYING FURRY D AND HER VAGIBRINER

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

I'd love to put my head up FD's vagibriner
and then blow so the air makes her fanny fart and her labia flopple against my neck.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

*stops eating tuna-mayo on ryvita*
Thanks for that
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

That's the Jaws ride in Universal Studios. Jesus, gludel.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

i find it stagering that you live in the uk's no1 tourist resort yet chose to go to france, you welsh are crazy

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

anarchy in the yukon

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

anchovies for the Ukraine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

antimone in the o.j.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

alimony in the ouse

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

chromakey in the backpain

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

oh man, it was in the village part
if it's not there anymore I'm going to be really upset
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

ugh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

fuck questions for the weak and fuck you

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

seconded
EDIT: except the Fuck You part.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

Clickin dis.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

just click it then you sycophantic twat

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Calm down dear

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

Calm down dear

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

NO YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN DEAR

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

careful there, you can get naughty stepped for using capitals these days
i'm not saying that cr3 is drunk with power, but he is
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

To quote cr3 when I also moaned like a girl about him
"Lol, butthurt"
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

you are a girl you kack handed frisbee tossing wrongchild

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

i think "lol, butthurt" is more succinct.

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

Calm down dear

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

I've got to be honest
you recognising me as a child makes me a little uncomfortable.
No offence.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

calm down dear

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

Calm down dear

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

Boo hoo

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

I'm not voting.
Every week you come here with your promises, but once the election is over /QOTW remains the same.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

Well, that rather contradicts what you said
here
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

You, sir, are a cad, a bounder and a cunt.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

a hot bed of intellectual discussions and a gold mine of hysterically funny storys?

( BindiBaji, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)