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There appears to be a rave outside my window
so the question is, should I jiggle my tits left, or jiggle them right?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
since you've got me on lolignore i don't give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
i'd just carry on stalking the apartment in my pants staring longingly out of the window, if i were you, you old bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
*runs off crying*

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
Calm down dear.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
Hi there SSG.
How are you m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:32, archived)
alright
bored
i have a weekend now and
nothing planned
and suprise suprise,
nobody has invited my to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
that's because you stink.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
WHAPPLE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
W H A P P L E

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
They've moved on
exciting marbella rave updates as they happen

I'm actually a bit annoyed about that, but not enough to wander downstairs and speak to the police
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
Seriously, wake up internet, bored now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
Fuck you bitches, I'm in Jakarta
As quoted by Fatboy Slim on Wednesday night at a gig I did not attend as it was way past my bedtime and my Mum says Disco Biscuits are bad for me!

Edit: Now with added Youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=refteaC8Xuc
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
I am bang up for disco biscuits right now
don't tease me, the Spanish don't do them, they're all about some expensive powder they bung up their nostrils, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Apparently the new craze is plant food
Or toilet cleaner or summat. One molecule away from "E's" and apparently quite legal here.(And it's the cops that are supplying it)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
The meow stuff?
Heard about it, I'm up for a go
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
Don't know what they call it...
But it appears to have the desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
That stuff's shit
It has all the symptoms of ecstacy, but without actually being happy or up, just makes you dribble like a spastic mong and your heart beat like fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
Meh
still sounds better than coke which is all that is available round here

might go to bed anyway, laters
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
Isn't the powder not really that expensive, considering how much is being impoprted through spain?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
You'd think....

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
I wouldn't mind if the drugs lived up to
the music
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
Aldi sell them
cowjam.co.uk/arct/disco_biscuit.gif
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha
Shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
No, genuine photo.

Stood there staring for about five minutes cos I was stoned when I found them. Then I remembered I had a camera on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
*Pictures the scene*

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
Fuck the fatboy
another b3tan tuned me into this fella, proper dj'ing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
RAVE IT UP SON!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
but dad i want to play mozart

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
fuck mozart
he doesn't understand the simplicity of four to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
AMADEUS AMADEUS

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)