I was in a small cafe in rural france.
The options were steak or andouillette. My girlfriend told me it was a tasty sausage so I had it instead of steak :(
( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Gutted
Quide liderally
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Quide?
What?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

d ch
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Come one Spoider
I was being Mike Read, liderally for charidy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

RUNAROUND!!!

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

G G G G G G G Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

oh made, it was a grade pewst
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Who the fuck is mike reed?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Radio 1 DJ on which Smashy and Nicey was based

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Not to mention Chris Morris's smug alter ego, Wayne Carr.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Who?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)