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berlusconi huh?
how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
most of his wiki page is controversies.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
i always like reading this bit of eric clapton's wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton#Controversy_over_remarks_on_immigration
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
oh maaaaan
*demotes clapton*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
note bowie's inclusion in there too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
i am trying to find some information on bowie
and what exactly he said. does anyone know?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
he skinned some chinese immigrants and used their hides to cover his sled

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
Life on Mars is actually about his desire for a white-only planet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
He said "Let's Dance!"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
he said
he stumbled into town, just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in his head and plans for everyone.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
I too have enjoyed reading that.
Thanks ssg.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
Oh Clapton you massive racist.
Odd them using the Pistols third reich imagery, I was lead to believe punks wore it upside down as an affront to nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
WTF??
News? Here?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
wtfwhere?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
Quick!
It's under the chair! Burn it!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
Oh he is a one
The scamp
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
can they assassinate him please

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
You only say that because you are but flesh
And want his leathery skin slapping against yours. Sweaty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
Phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
And when he spluffs
An embarrassed puff of powdery air reluctantly squeezes out of his japseye with barely enough force to worry gravity. He slumps into Binky's arms.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
dude im not catching that.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
Yeah
But you would, right?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
I don't think Binky actually has sex
I'm fairly sure she reproduces by mitosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
She's a mixture of a furry animal and a small fluffy insect
So I'm guessing somewhere along the lines of rubbing and spore transfer
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
er isn't that basically sex?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
least chosen pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
Seen Dead Snow yet?
i.imgur.com/xPf1e.jpg

You'll piss yourself laughing- I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
Have you seen Tucker and Dale Vs Evil?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
when did that come out?
I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
We stole it from the internet.
It'd have been better had we not seen the trailer but it's still brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
Currently downloading The Reykjavik Whale-Watching Massacre.
Suggestion from Cowjam.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
Looks ok from here
Horrifying scenes of slaughter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
Hev you ever visited the Danish Farms website?
They take you on a virtual tour through the slaughterhouse involving reasonably graphic film- such as "head removal" and "spinal splitting"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
Sexy!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
I got it for three quid from Morrisons
It was just worth it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
Oh fuck off with that.
It's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
^this
bogus is just a miserable old fuckbag
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
It was that cack I can't remember a single bit of it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
No, wait
The bit where someone can see their leg being eaten or something,
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
is it the one where he has to dress up like a woman to see his kids?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
Shortly before the Janet Ellis tromboning incident

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
Miserable old shitecunt like that makes the rest of us old fuckers look bad.
I'm sure he used to know how to have fun- but I'm also sure he has long forgotten it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
I think that comes from working on the railways.
The joie de vivre was sucked out of him long long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
Lucky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
I'll leave this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrgvSpfFgU
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
poor morph, he's like a plasticine macauluy caulkin

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
what the flip

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
Him and Sepp Blatter
are in my fantasy government.
Bernie Madoff is my chancellor of the exchequer.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
He's the Italian Rupert Murdoch
Thank fuck we're limiting that bastard's power.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
My favourite Berlusconi story
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5180616.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
I reckon Angela Merkel
was trying to think of ways she could strangle the cunt and make it look like an accident
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
BERLUSCONI IS A BISCUIT NOT A CAKE, CLEARLY
CAN WE JUST DROP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
If you drop the cake you'll have to mop the floor.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
+confuscius he say

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
What if someone leaves the cake out in the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
They wouldn't dare.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
Fucking hell.
I just checked the Italian referendum results. And really, fucking HELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
And the best thing about all this is that a complete cunt who drinks in my local is a huge fan of Berlusconi, and was predicting a rise in popularity for his fascist gang.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
They voted for Catholic Republicans again
As a Unionist I find it difficult to hide my disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
It's best to pretend that everywhere is Derry.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
That 's Londonderry!
Fucked if we'd get this shit in Ballymena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
Of course not.
Everyone in Ballymena is too whacked on heroin to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
Times sure have changed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
OH GOD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)