Not so bad thanks Frisbummer.
I would like to think of something really fun to do on my own on this grey day... but I'm a bit stuck for ideas.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I have some debt recovery letters that need that little bit of 'oomph' put into them, if you're interested.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

make the address for return correspondence Marshelsea
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

Suck your own legal cock shitbeak.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

offer to enter them in a prize draw that will write off all their outstanding payments if they reply within 14 days
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

include some top money-saving tips like, turn the heating down, spend the winter in a cupboard
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

try to get an acrostic in somehow, like
L
O
L
P
O
O
R
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

come on frisbee qc, you've had nearly fifteen minutes, you've got nothing
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

it's very cumbersome, it takes a lot of time and vaseline to get into the spider costume

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

The answer is ALWAYS "Wank yourself into a stupor".
Hello lovely lady, how has the past few days treated you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Um, how about no.
The last few days have been alright. I've handed in my MA dissertation which was pretty awesome but now I feel all anti-climactic and I want to be having super fun celebratory holiday times but everyone else has full time jobs and horrible selfish things like that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

see how many revolutions you can spin on your chair for

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

BUT I AM SAT ON A FUTON

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

don't try it then, the centrifutal force will make your nose bleed
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

PUT WHEELS ON IT, AND MAKE IT A SCOOTON

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

Then try harder.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

Stop pressuring me Jacktion!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)