Yawn yawn yawny yawn yawn yawn
I'm quite tired today

I won a competition over the weekend, what have YOU won at recently?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

I won the National Criminal Trial Competition
I got a cheque for £60 out of it.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

Cor
All I won was something worth about €5, you win this one
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

I WON AT SLEEPING

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

The sleep wars aren't over yet, eel

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

I always sleep with a pillow under my pillow

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

I spray my pillow with my musk from my scent glands before sleeping

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

i spray my pillow with pledge so i can polish my own face during the night

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

shut up mykey

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Has your half-baked internet hardmanning become a tiresome me-meme now?
By all means persist, you can see how well it went for Mykey and Friz.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

my heroes. they're probably doing something more interesting with their time now
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

I have never ever won anything

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

You win at owning hats
Surely
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

No...I read about someone that has five

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Being rained on on Sunday.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

This is a happy thing to win at. Well done, rain is the friend of man

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

And ducks. Don't forget the ducks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

ALWAYS IN R PONDS!
ALSO: ^AaaaAAAAaaAaaAAaAAAAaAAaaaaAaAaAAaaAaa^Rr_rRrRr^rRRRrRR^rdvAAaaAAaAAAAaaaAaAAaaAAaA^AAAaAAAaAAAAaaAAA_RrrRRrrRrRRRrRrRRk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!
:D

(Sorry to take so long with that, had to break off to do an ob.)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

Be quack or be dead.
Edit: :D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

So how's the weather?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

There's a shower out towards Didcot, other than that it's all good here at the moment thanks Aardvark.
And now over to Brian for the sport.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

am I going to get wet if I go outside stuj, this is important?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

Surely it depends on how many people spit at you?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

they only do it because they don't want me to suffocate on dry land
it's terrible to wash off my pvc eelsuit though, the writhing just grinds the spit and dirt in
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

No The LOVELY Theoban.
It was fucking HORRIBLE ALL DAY. Only seeing a giant sheep getting killed with a giant penis and later on the Queen getting her tits hacked off and later still ROB FUCKING ZOMBIE made it bearable.
Not even my German army raincape kept the rain out and that had NEVER FAILED me before. I even MISSED Disturbed and The CULT in order to go back to my hotel for a hot bath and some dry clothes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

I'm sorry Stuj
You should get massaged by some Fat Rascals to take away these horrible memories.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

'S Ok.
I played President Of FIFA with one of the hotel maids to keep my spirits up.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

terrible raping

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

i dont think i've ever been more wet in my life
Than I was during Gwar. Cult weren't up to it, much better last time I saw them if it helps you feel better.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

also
They said we all looked like fishermen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

I haven't won anything for a while.
I have friends who are addicted to going on those competition sites. Nerds.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

What's a competition site Miss
I don't know these things
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

We won spoon at Copa Del Soul National beach tournament in Skegness over the weekend
The trophy was a 20% bottle of 'Chili-Buca' which tasted of Aspartame and Sadness.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

Spoon?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

Top of the last Division
25th out of 32
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

Congratulations to you and your fellow ultimates

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

Credit where credit was due, we won the party on both friday and saturday.
It was one of those silly tournaments.
I'm off to Nottingham for a big one next weekend though, that'll be EXTREMSUPERSERIAL.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

But Nottingham is shit
Stop that
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)

I don't go to enjoy the city, silly theoban.
For your indiscretion I demand that one of your future strips contains me/a frisbee in it.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

Alright I'll get on it

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

Free Spotify subscription
woooooooo
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

I can't even GET Spotify in this backwards country
wooooooooooooo
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

I won some antibiotics
Oh no wait, it cost me £7.40
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

The best prize is the prize of ownership

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

Prescription charge exemption certificate ftw
a life long chronic illness is a small price to pay for free drugs
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)

If only I could be ill all the time to reap the benefits :(

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

does getting something cool from Freecycle count as winning?
If so I recently collected a posh Sony hifi (one of those silver ones with surround sound speakers before iPod docks became standard)
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)

Indeed it does
You beat off the opposition and getted the prize good!
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

cool!
I also got a dishwasher from there too as well as lots of handy PC equipment
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

i won the football. all of it. i ran onto the pitch and kicked the football so hard every other player around the world dropped dead

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)