Today I am mostly being Magneto
Have at you with my magnetic rays!! ((~~~~~~^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Gimme your zips!

Who are you? ooh ooh, ooh ooh
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I'm a human being.

( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

I am captain not very well

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

with a superhuman ability to convalesce?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)

I don't even own any zips

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

I'd like to think I'm Tron
but I'm probably more like TronGuy
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

I'd totally be in Magneto's gang.
And it's nothing to do with the fact that a) I fancy Michael Fassbender or b) Professor X is played by Austin fucking Powers.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

Flubber.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

Creeping Flesh

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Where The Wind Blows

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

yeah but he does turn into patrick stewart when he gets older
mind you, I'd still have a go with magneto because patrick stewart looks like my dad
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

I'm someone who needs to poo but keeps pressing f5 instead.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

The Blob.
*blobs*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

is anyone on you
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

Thousands of women.
all at once.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

PIE FRENZY

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

I just got 2 tickets to see Frank Turner in Glasgow, the day after my birthday, I'm very pleased with this.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

GRRREAAAAAAAAARRRGH I AM AN ANGRY BEAR
AND A GHOST
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

Aww.
I LOVE Misery Bear. He's brilliant.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

I am Bernd das Brot

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

I am the most exaltated potentate of love

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

Some people call me Maurice
*sawit-sawoo*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

Here, I'm not one to judge

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

I'M A FUCKING BEE KEEPER

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

You better fucking not be, I hate bees
Still on for tomorrow? Will there be a twin-beard assault?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

BALDMONKEY AND TWO HATS SITTING IN A TREE P-I-S-S-I-N-G-O-N-O-R-C-H-E-S-T-R-A-S

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

I've never pissed on an orchestra I didn't like

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

I AM LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

I'm captain having sex with your mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

I AM PROFESSOR DESTRUCTO, MASTER OF SOCIOLOGY

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

I AM GOLDMAN
The most Jewish of all superheros.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)