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(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
What is this emotion you humans call 'love'?

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
Mutual fear of loneliness.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
And what is this emotion you humans call 'The Macarena'?

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
It's a masonic signal that got out of hand.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
is this about biscuits again, ffs

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
IT IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
Where do ancient tribes of arms go with all their gold to build a city and then lose it?
ELBOW-rado! (Eldorado.)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
If only
there were a way of saying 'I don't like this'
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
Who is the Emperor of ancient Mongolian shins?
Kub-LEG Khan!!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
Laydeez an Gennelmen
He's here all week.

Unfortunately.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
What ancient civilisation were a soft bone-like substance in your nose?
The Cartilage-inians.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
What indigenous tribe were particularly knobbly?
The Aborigiknees
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
what would you get if you tripped over in pre-roman norfolk and let the locals help?
you'd get icey knees!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

which ancient civilisation collapsed due to making too many shit text-based pictures? the asciitecs
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
BOOF!
Which ancient civilisation lived in tins?
The IN CANS!!!!! (incans)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
Which female tribe were overly erogenous?
The Amore-zone-ians
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
HAHAHAHAHA
OHOHOHOHOHOHO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

What european tribe died of laughing too much?
The PUNS ! ! ! ! !
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
which european tribe spent far too much time putting on mascara and dying their hair black?
the busy goths!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
Which Northern tribe died out from heart attacks?
The Frykings!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
What do you call people stood between some doric columns queuing for a class on spreadsheets

THEY ARE ROW MANS!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
Which race of people had a tremendous nerve?
The GAULS!


Because they had the gaul to do things...I don't know where I'm going with this.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
TFD, I have some good news, and some bad news... depending on your point of view.
There was this girl on OKCupid who rated me 4 out of 5, and has really nice bazookas, and is into cooking and making things on the internet. So I wrote her a message asking her out and all that, and she replied, so I replied, but then no replies for a few days.... So, and this is where you come in, seeing as how she doesn't really want me (I don't think), that means that I'm free for the time being to date someone else, do you see where I'm going with this? So, if you could just set up your facebook's relationship status to engaged with me, that will get the ball rolling.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
Well thanks a lot Gonz,
I would dearly love to be your rebound but you broke my heart last time and I'm just not sure I could trust myself to be vulnerable with you again.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
Can I fuck you, please?

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
Fuck off.
You love your wife too much har har.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)