My left nostril is slightly congested

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

i hope you die before sunrise

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Why, Mongy?
Why?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

look, i dont like you and you dont like me, let us just leave each other alone on this forum and move onwards

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Can't we put it all behind us, start again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

i very much doubt it, never needed one before

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

FINE

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Mine too!
Omg!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

kinell!
Otrivine for supper. Yo shitlegs, I sold someone a ticket to Cov today AND told them where to stay. Have a word with the mayor about my commission. Ta.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Cruel cunt.
Out of curiosity, where did you tell them to stay?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

Britannia
Ugly outside, nice inside. Good business hotel.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

Blimey.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

Why are you bliming?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

The poor fucker is already having to stop in Coventry and you've sent him to a shithole opposite the bus station and with a nice view of the ring road.
Still, it's handy for the bingo and the red light district is just across the car park.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

It's ok for £50 b&b
And you're never going to see wildebeest sweeping majestically...etc. It's Cov.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

i'd just go for the bingo, cheaper and still get loving

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Woah, it's bingo night? you haven't gazzed me my card yet.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

bingo died, last time i had about 4 players

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

I just sneezed and my face exploded.
Snot flew everywhere and my eyes started streaming.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

I think you've been shot

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

If only I didn't know you're not making this up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

If I'd even had a bit of warning the sneeze was coming.
But no, it was instant and powerful.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)