Louise Redknapp should not be on the television

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Are her legs dangling in front of the screen?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

No
She looks like a gay spoon
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

Unless you have a wank over her RIGHT NOW you are a homophobe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

That's me damned for all eternity then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

I remember when her name was just Louise
and I basted her FHM photos with my pathetic dribbles of teenage manseed
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

I'm no fan of the aidsy look
More meat on a butcher's pencil etc
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

Don't come to Poland then
we don't have fat girls here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

Rude Monika who cuts my hair is from Poland
She rubs her fanny on your elbow if your arms over hang the chair arms too much. She is also thin. More as it happens.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

My barber occasionally rests her massive tits on my shoulders.
One tit over each shoulder, like some boob shawl or something.

And once she couldn't be bothered to walk round me to cut my hair so just spun the chair
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Did you make that cartoon "uyuyuyuyuuyuy" noise
as your eyeballs rattled around in their sockets?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, and when the chair stopped
my eyes kept spinning
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

She has a veiny forehead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

She has no personality at all and nothing to say with it
It's lose lose with her. Still, I wish I was a quid behind her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

What does that mean?

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

That woman from Total Wipeout is usually good when Louise is away
and Alex Jones last week was great too.

Louise is pretty much an abortion of presenting.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

They had that woman who won Masterchef as well
she was good
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

What?
It means that no matter how shit I think she is I wish I was somewhere near approaching her wealth. Thicky.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

Ah, got you
I thought it meant like being a quid in her back pocket or something. d'uh
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

i thought it must of been something about trains and food or something, bogus must have changed his mo slightly

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I don't think a pound coin will get you very much food on a train

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

i wouldn't know, i will bow down to your knowledge of this subject

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

come on mongy, everybody knows train food is expensive, air food is rubbish, peanuts are hard to get into and take my wife

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

*Notes in big book of glued eel*
glued eel has a wife.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

Not any more.
mongy took her.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

It'll only be temporary.
mongy seems to have a little bit of trouble hanging on to wives.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

Big Book of Glued Eel
pffft
( vladimir, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

oh, I sort of thought it meant you wouldn't mind being a pound coin and getting poked up her bum

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)