Bit late because I've been playing L A Noire:
theoccars.blogspot.com/2011/06/bacall-and-bogart.html
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

Louise Redknapp should not be on the television

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Are her legs dangling in front of the screen?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

No
She looks like a gay spoon
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

Unless you have a wank over her RIGHT NOW you are a homophobe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

That's me damned for all eternity then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

I remember when her name was just Louise
and I basted her FHM photos with my pathetic dribbles of teenage manseed
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

I'm no fan of the aidsy look
More meat on a butcher's pencil etc
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

Don't come to Poland then
we don't have fat girls here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

Rude Monika who cuts my hair is from Poland
She rubs her fanny on your elbow if your arms over hang the chair arms too much. She is also thin. More as it happens.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

My barber occasionally rests her massive tits on my shoulders.
One tit over each shoulder, like some boob shawl or something.

And once she couldn't be bothered to walk round me to cut my hair so just spun the chair
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Did you make that cartoon "uyuyuyuyuuyuy" noise
as your eyeballs rattled around in their sockets?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, and when the chair stopped
my eyes kept spinning
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

She has a veiny forehead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

She has no personality at all and nothing to say with it
It's lose lose with her. Still, I wish I was a quid behind her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

What does that mean?

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

That woman from Total Wipeout is usually good when Louise is away
and Alex Jones last week was great too.

Louise is pretty much an abortion of presenting.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

They had that woman who won Masterchef as well
she was good
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

What?
It means that no matter how shit I think she is I wish I was somewhere near approaching her wealth. Thicky.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

Ah, got you
I thought it meant like being a quid in her back pocket or something. d'uh
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

i thought it must of been something about trains and food or something, bogus must have changed his mo slightly

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I don't think a pound coin will get you very much food on a train

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

i wouldn't know, i will bow down to your knowledge of this subject

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

come on mongy, everybody knows train food is expensive, air food is rubbish, peanuts are hard to get into and take my wife

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

*Notes in big book of glued eel*
glued eel has a wife.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

Not any more.
mongy took her.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

It'll only be temporary.
mongy seems to have a little bit of trouble hanging on to wives.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

Big Book of Glued Eel
pffft
( vladimir, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

oh, I sort of thought it meant you wouldn't mind being a pound coin and getting poked up her bum

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

Typical. Just typical.
If Wellington had made that excuse in 1815 you'd all be speaking French and eating frogs' legs.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

La noire is speaking french

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

Good point, well made.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

All I'm saying is Napoleon definitely won at Waterloo

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

krispy kreme and mcdonalds today
Soz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Krispy Kreme have been handing out so many free donuts in Leeds
to celebrate the upcoming opening of their new factory store that I'm now sick of them before the store's even opened.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

yes, they are shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

hahaha I love the ratings here
( vladimir, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

Playing Red Faction Armageddon myself.,

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

I am very bored
How do you intend to cure my boredom?
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I do believe it will include some singing and then licking the back of your neck.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

BM has never licked back of my neck
He's soft on me.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

or scared case you`ll go all ninja on his ass.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

that is also possible

( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

or that he wishs for you to take part in a music video for his upcoming song entitled
`mumbles from a toothless man and his adventures with jelly`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

illegally download To Have And Have Not.
It's ace.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

Might do
Did you get a hand made card and an half eaten pack of sweets from the little ones for Fathers Day?
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

don't care - I'm a biiiiiiiit drunk.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

piss off then, you dim tart

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

i cliked on this

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

just a biiiiiit?

( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

just a bit.
everybody's home today. How're you lovely jenpots?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

bored and sleepy
I got up early because I couldn't sleep. Now I'm waiting for someone to contact me online before I go out.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

Y'know I've sat here for a minute trying to think up an appropriate response to that which I can type without fucking up.
I can't.
I've retyped this twice.
Y'know I still love you yes? YEs. I do. Where're you going?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

Awww bless, you're fingers are drunk.
Just to see my Daddy, it's Fathers Day.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

it's not father's day here.
But happy father's day to your daddy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

i only click porn links

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

gay

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

fat spastic

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)