bargainous! better get one of these before they sell out
www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/dynamode-6-pin-pci-express-to-dual-4-pin-molex-power-cable-07843252-pdt.html?srcid=867&xtor=AL-89&istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istItemId=qwiillw&istBid=t
(dibs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

no.

( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

I'll not bother, thanks.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

Any one else hear Cher Lloyd's single on the radio today?
Fuck me, I never thought she would amount to much but it's worse than I ever imagined.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

I heard it the other week when it was leaked onto youtube
it's like a nursery rhyme mixed with stupidity.
( magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

This with knobs on.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7222841
( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7222850
( CowJam, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn0nY0SDeyE
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

Shitty, knackered-sounding synths = GUARANTEED NUMBER 1.
It just needs an accordion and some swearwords disguised with jammed-tape sounds to be a 2011gimmicktastic smash hit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS6v1Vr1vCI
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

surely this is a spoof?
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

It's not.
It's really not.

I'm sure this was the girl who Jay-Z said he would give a record contract to.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

crikey
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

Good Lord
is that the tune to 'Oh my darlin' Clementine' hidden in there?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

Yes :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I thought that too.
then it goes all like that Gwen Stefani song with the 'sound of music' bits.






I LIKE IT!
( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

For fuck sake.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

You're a hater
just let it go...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

hater swagger jagger
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

Get off of my face..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

I'll have you know that my swagger's in check.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

get your game on...
Fancy a round of scrabble?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

Swaggerjagger for 27 points.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

"i think you don't understand what real , good music is. she is'nt shit. you are. xlauraofcourze"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

5/5 best track ever
I'm off to the record shop to purchase the 'mp3'.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

what about nicola roberts single?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

Listen to this one first.
Though Nicola Roberts' one is painful.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

they're both fucking dreadful

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

At least you could have sex with Nicola Roberts without worrying about your dick rotting off after.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

Wish the same could be said for you :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

Can't help being... well travelled.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

Just admit it. You're a massive whore.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)

Chance would be a fine thing.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

Puppets of the evil music corporations Grry.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

that ginger one that's in that group that's about cheryl cole

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

cheryl cole was in a group?
I thought she was just a footballer's wife
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

come now

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

well now I've wiki'd her, she was in Girls Aloud
and now I've youtube'd that, it sounds like a load of shit. Why are they famous?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

BEST GIRL GROUP EVAH!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

It's funny because it's wrong!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

do i get a prize for longest period of lurking before posting to the talk board?
(dibs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

Yes, it's the fuck off prize

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7222841

I quite like that FP on your profile though.
( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

oh fine. go all ian paisley on me then.

(dibs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

you win this, well done
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/lurking_award.jpg
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

i'm very grateful and honoured

(dibs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

fuck off back to links you spazmaloid
or just fuck off. Whichever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

Don't you be sending it to links
thank you very much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

thanks bargain bot! you've saved the day yet again!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

my god, this is getting boring

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)