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Any one else hear Cher Lloyd's single on the radio today?
Fuck me, I never thought she would amount to much but it's worse than I ever imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
I heard it the other week when it was leaked onto youtube
it's like a nursery rhyme mixed with stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
This with knobs on.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7222841
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7222850
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn0nY0SDeyE
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
Shitty, knackered-sounding synths = GUARANTEED NUMBER 1.
It just needs an accordion and some swearwords disguised with jammed-tape sounds to be a 2011gimmicktastic smash hit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS6v1Vr1vCI
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

surely this is a spoof?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
It's not.
It's really not.

I'm sure this was the girl who Jay-Z said he would give a record contract to.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

crikey
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
Good Lord
is that the tune to 'Oh my darlin' Clementine' hidden in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
Yes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
I thought that too.
then it goes all like that Gwen Stefani song with the 'sound of music' bits.






I LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
For fuck sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
You're a hater
just let it go...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

hater swagger jagger
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
Get off of my face..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
I'll have you know that my swagger's in check.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
get your game on...
Fancy a round of scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
Swaggerjagger for 27 points.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

"i think you don't understand what real , good music is. she is'nt shit. you are. xlauraofcourze"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
5/5 best track ever
I'm off to the record shop to purchase the 'mp3'.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
what about nicola roberts single?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
Listen to this one first.
Though Nicola Roberts' one is painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
they're both fucking dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
At least you could have sex with Nicola Roberts without worrying about your dick rotting off after.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
Wish the same could be said for you :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
Can't help being... well travelled.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
Just admit it. You're a massive whore.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
Chance would be a fine thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
Puppets of the evil music corporations Grry.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
that ginger one that's in that group that's about cheryl cole

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
cheryl cole was in a group?
I thought she was just a footballer's wife
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
come now

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
well now I've wiki'd her, she was in Girls Aloud
and now I've youtube'd that, it sounds like a load of shit. Why are they famous?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
BEST GIRL GROUP EVAH!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)