I BUILT A GREAT BIG DEN LAST NIGHT
in my living room. all the cushions and blankets, with a sheet slung over 2 chairs, the sideboard, the sofa, and a massive tellybox. it was ace. i lolled about in it for ages. you couldn't better it if you tried.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

What if I don't want to try?
Have you thought of that, Ms Binkleton?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)

the reason you don't want to is probably because you are so disheartened by my massive success.
my fort had children's stories and then adult entertainment.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

*ok, wine.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

I'm chosing to believe you had a massive lez off in your den
Probably with that bird off Countdown.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)

Which one?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

Gyles Brandreth

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

pffft
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

His soothing voice calms all.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

no it is like getting chewing gum made of smugness stuck to your eardrums, ban giles brandreth
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Ban vladimir, more like.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

you make a strong point, however,
1.)
2.)
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

haha that's not a bird, that's a man!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

The one that doesn't look like a librarian on the blob

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

like you wouldnt

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

I'm a lot more discerning than I let on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

I have no need for dens
I have a slanket and a massive sofa.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

What's a slanket when it's at home?

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

sleeved blanket.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

It's got a pocket on the front
so you can pretend to be a kangaroo.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

Cor.
I would like one of those.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

i like the idea of its comfort but then i think it would be tremendously unsexy on me.
i like being naked under a proper blanket HEHEHE and noone knows except me.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

They get staticky as all hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

You fucking homo.
Put a jumper on.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

That's rubbish
I've got a slofa.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

Shut up dolphin nonce

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

as previously stated the cetacean was 22.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)

well i have
a slag slut slausage slaughterhouse sleeping bag.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)

limited
that is all.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

maybe
but very very comfy
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

FUCKING YES ON A FUCKING SEESAW.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

MY HOUSE IS MADE OF CUSHIONS AND BLANKETS
and lovely warm things. It let's the rain in, I hate it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)

so you learnt nothing from the straw episode then

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

straw can make a good waterproof roof, if temporary.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

actually its used for thatching isnt it.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

windy pig needs to prioritise wolfproofing over waterproofing, especially with the unfortunate flatulence issue, please consider this when offering him suggestions
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

oh jesus i did not read his name, sorry WP.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

you'll be sorry when i get eaten by a wolf
Thanks to your cockamamie suggestions.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

i'll admit
I didn't really think it through.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

No chance
The ONE good thing about modular furniture... Kickass camps. Gone now, but the kids (including me...) loved it, so so so good for camps. Blankets not required.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

surely all non-fitted furniture is modular?
and i contest that you need the element of multi-materials to build an effectively satisfying den, fort or camp indoors.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

I don't have nearly enough pillows to pull that off
I mean I have like 5 pillows but you'd need at least 10 for it to be proper awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

yeah i had beanbag, sheep-fleece, thick furry blanket, one oversized cushion, standard cushions x 6, pillows x 5, massive hippy sheet overhead,

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

oh and i put some camping mats down underneath it all

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

our cushions are attatched to the sofa, plus they're faux leather and brown
not at all appealing to the senses
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

A polite reminder:
'No communiqués are allowed in or out of the 'Girls not allowed' den'

An impolite reminder: 'Nyah nyah girls smell and aren't allowed HAHAHA'

--MESSAGE ENDS--
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

anybody help me with tech support with privoxy?

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

I don't think anyone's here
except me and you, and I don't even know what a privoxy is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

nor do i, this is why i need help, i get a socks error, so i assume my privoxy isn't configured and i cant view
504 Connect to 6sxoyfb3h2nvok2d.onion:80 failed: SOCKS error: host unreachable

The following error occurred while trying to access 6sxoyfb3h2nvok2d.onion/tor/SocatHelp:

504 Connect to 6sxoyfb3h2nvok2d.onion:80 failed: SOCKS error: host unreachable
( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

have you tried hitting it like the fonz does?
That's all I got.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

i'd like to know why it is having a go at my socks first off, fuck it, i'll install i2p, i dont understand that either, what could go wrong

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)

are you wearing odd socks?
that's probably it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)

what if i take my socks off? where are all the nerds when you need them, i'm spending far too much time trying to learn stuff i really dont understand :(

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

i'm gonna go down the library, get an idiots guide to nerding
learn it all, then get back to you. I do hope you're not in a hurry because my library doesn't open on Thursdays, and it's way too late now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

no rush at all, to be honest i'm only doing it out of boredom, i'm sure before long i will infect my pc with something nasty, lulz

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)