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dear baldmonkey
Sonic The Hedgehog is now 20 years old.
What is your opinion of Sonic The Hedgehog?

Many thanks
Eddie 28 from Kent
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
Meh.
I was always more of a Mario fan. I never felt in control of Sonic.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
Both of you are pussies

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
sonic is an idiot
All he can do is run...that's it. A speedy idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
And spin through stuff, don't forget that.
And turn into SuperSonic, that was the mutt's nuts that was
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
incorrect
sonic was and is an utter shitwipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
I hear even Tails can kick Mario's arse ANY DAY

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
despite the fact that adam likes them, the sonic games WERE good
sonic 3 was a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
Time to bust out some of the fanfiction!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
*opens the 200 page manuscript written on lined paper (some on squared paper as I ran out of lined)*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
*sits at your feet*
tell us the one about the purple chaos emerald!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
Michael Jackson did some of the music for that, if you didn't know that already.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
By all accounts he was on board for the early drafts
but was disappointed by the Mega Drive's sound quality so he quit.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
I don't hate him or anything.
I just preferred Mario.
Sonic wasn't for me. Not my cup of tea. Still got a master system with it on though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
that's alright then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
SO IS YOUR FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
SO ARE YOUR LEGS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
totally
wtf is he doing? spinning on the spot?? Why???
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
How depressing must it be to have just hit 20, yet know that your life peaked over a decade ago?
/no decent Sonic games since Adventure
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
He doesn't know though, as he's fictional.
Easy mistake to make, so I'll let you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
YOU.
a) you coming over next weekend? You can stay and everything.
b) SIGN UP FOR CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
we have to sign up for Christmas now?
it's always just kind of happened before.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
Last year there was only 4 of us.
And one of them was another b3tan's Real Doll.

Nice lass. We had a quick bunk-up in the gents.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
I plan on telling everyone about the hardware of the ps3

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
I am but I have no idea how I'm getting there as driving's probably not an option.
I'll figure something out though.

WHAT IS CHRISTMAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
WHERE'S MY FUCKING INVITE?
I HATE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
It's on the calendar
you sack of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
OH. I WISH I COULD COME.
BUT I CAN'T. PROBABLY.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
NOT CHRISTMAS YOU FUCK,
THIS WEEKEND. I WANT TO COME AND SLEEP WITH YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
I like the handheld games (I recently finished Sonic Colours on the DS)
Never liked adventure or any Sonic game that wasn't 2D.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
i'd like to try sonic colours
adventure was pretty good, to be fair.

when they make one for the 3ds, i think that will hurt some eyes/brains.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
You're 28? Oh man, I'm about 4 months off of 28 and you got a fit wife and nice house and all that. I got so much catching up to do !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)